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Voodoo for Today
"We've fed him the heart of his conquered enemy; now all we can do is wait."
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"I wonder how much he paid for that view."
'I read all the magazines I then paper mached your likeness and repeatedly stabbed you.'
"Oh I dabbled in hedge funds, sub prime mortgages, derivatives, but it was all just TOO WEIRD!"
"I think I may have found the problem!"
Shrunken heads $3
A man sticks pins into a doll of a pilot who, driven to distraction, flies his plane into the man's house.
"I was going to use a voodoo doll, but decided to skip the middleman
"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"
"Welcome to the French Quarter!"
Lawyer objects to a voodoo spell being put on a judge.
'Gentlemen, meet our new Chief Financial Officer.'(witch doctor)
'Sorry about that. My dog got a hold of my voodoo doll.'
"O. K., if it will increase market share."
'Before we start our field tests, could somebody placate the Mountain God.'
'Ouch, someone just poked me again!'
'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'
Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.
Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.
"Not to worry. I just upgraded to a 5K display monitor, and the future is thirty-three percent clearer."
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'My husband won't be in today. He's undergoing acupuncture.'
Political Voodoo Dolls
'I have an eerie feeling this chap has cused me before.'