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Democracy vs. Natural Selection.
'Who says we vote ourselves a huge pay rise, then spend the rest of the AGM practicing our humble expressions?'
"And if I'm elected I promise not to get re-indicted."
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"They should make the election best of seven."
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"Vote for me and the baby lives."
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"He claims he has you on video - how can I put this? - 'courting the gay vote.'"
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"All those in favor of saying 'It's a wrap' instead of 'Meeting adjourned' say 'Aye.' "
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'Now she wants to run for congress.'
If we hired the same way we elect...
"I myself voted against it, Paddy, but if it's the will of the people, I want a divorce."
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'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'
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"You're not there yet, but keep going. You've got to find something the voters like."
'I just want a candidate who doesn't make me flinch.'
"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
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"It's Lamar, Senator, he's going to take our attack ads door to door."
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"I can't wait till I'm old enough to hold my nose and vote."
"Well, Biden has my vote."
'Would you please send in one of my 'yes-man' to break this tie?'
'Next time, I say let's be proactive and vote ourselves a pay raise before the government shutdown.'
"Just once I'd like to see us pass something on a voice vote."
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"This leader of the pack stuff, we've been thinking it over."
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"It's 'yea' or 'nay', Hopper. 'Ya think?' is not an acceptable response."
"I'll only be a second. I've done this four times today."
'Let it go, Neil!'
Elect Fred O. Pittley: The Candidate of ALL the special interests.
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