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'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'
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"How is Kayli going to be class president if she won't disclose the contents of her lunchbox? How much chocolate is she hiding?"
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This November, many states are opting for the new simplified voting machines.
'I didn't have any idea who I was going to vote for... then I saw a lawn sign...'
'It's his special English tartan that celebrates Scottish independence.'
'If I vote yes I'll get 50% more votes. If I vote no it'll be the right thing to do. Guess which way I'm going to vote?'
'Excuse me, but who cast the '10-4' vote?'
'All opposed to moving the plant to Mexico say, 'adios'.'
'We need your vote, Edwards.'
Newt, Presidential Candidate
'The nice thing about increasing the debt, is our children's children don't have a vote.'
'Five Yeas and I say no... The 'I's have it.'
'The tests show it's a boy.. we can't tell whether he'll vote Republican or not.'
'30% liked you, 34% liked your opponent, and 36% were sick of politics.'
'Forget it! - The last time we voted for you, we ended up with a ROCK shortage!'
'They're going after the independent vote.'
'Every election day I ask myself the same question -- 'Heads or tails''
Targeting the 'Low Expectation' voter.
'I'm running for office to get the free medical and dentist benefits.'
'My economic policy? If elected, I promise never to use the 'R' word...'recession'.'
'What's also amazing is that their policies are almost identical...'
Apathy club bumper stickers - 'Don't blame us, we didn't vote'.
An election candidate giving contradicting promises.
"The voters sent me a message I didn't approve of."
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"Yeah? Well, my uninformed vote counts just as much as yours, mister-good-citizen-news-freak."