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'Who says we vote ourselves a huge pay rise, then spend the rest of the AGM practicing our humble expressions?'
"All those in favor of saying 'It's a wrap' instead of 'Meeting adjourned' say 'Aye.' "
Tags:board meeting, board meetings, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, its a wrap, it's a wrap, meeting adjourned, vote, voting, votes, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, aye, agree, agreement, in agreement, all in favour, management style, management styles
"Ed's a one-issue voter, but he won't tell me what it is."
Tags:one issue voter, one-issue voter, one issue voters, one-issues voters, voter, voters, voting, election, elections, personal politics, political campaign, political campaigns, women talking about men, poor communication, bad communication, poor communicator, poor communicators, secret vote, secret votes, undecided voter, undecided voters
"Vote for me and the baby lives."
Tags:vote, votes, voter, voters, voting, baby, babies, infant, infants, kiss babies, kisses babies, kissing babies, politician, politicians, political candidate, political candidates, hostage, hostages, hold hostage, holding hostage, political candidate, political candidates, campaign, campaigns, presidential campaign, presidential campaigns, shameless, shamelessness, campaign speech, campaign speeches, campaigning, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, blackmail, blackmails, blackmailing, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation
"They should make the election best of seven."
Tags:election, elections, outcome, outcomes, fairness, democracy, democracies, democratic, vote, votes, voting, voter, voters, best of seven, series, relitigate, relitigates, relitigating, second chance, second chances, presidential election, presidential elections, regret, regrets, regretting, 7 game series, electoral college
'Now she wants to run for congress.'
If we hired the same way we elect...
"You're not there yet, but keep going. You've got to find something the voters like."
'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'
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'I just want a candidate who doesn't make me flinch.'
"It's Lamar, Senator, he's going to take our attack ads door to door."
Tags:attack ad, attack ads, attack advert, attack adverts, politician, politicians, senator, senators, campaign ad, campaign ads, campaign advert, campaign adverts, door to door, door-to-door, election, elections, election result, election results, voter, voters, voting, vote, votes, threat, threats, threatening, intimidation, intimidating, intimidate, intimidated, bully, bullies, hired thug, hired thugs
"In the future, don't kiss babies while they're breast-feeding."
Tags:politician, politicans, cliche, cliches, kissing babies, kiss babies, kisses babies, breastfeed, breastfeeds, breastfeeding, breast-feed, breast-feeds, breast-feeding, faux pas, voter, voters, voting, voter outreach, outreaches, outreaching, rally, rallies, campaign rally, campaign rallies, voting public, opportunist, opportunists, crooked politician, crooked politicians
"I can't wait till I'm old enough to hold my nose and vote."
"Well, Biden has my vote."
'Would you please send in one of my 'yes-man' to break this tie?'
"This leader of the pack stuff, we've been thinking it over."
Tags:democracy, pack, packs, alpha, alphas, alpha dog, alpha dogs, alpha males, leadership, depose, deposes, deposing, deposed, dog, dogs, step down, steps down, stepping down, coup, coups, overthrow, overthrows, vote, votes, voting, voter, voters, democratic, rethink, rethinks, rethinking, reelection, tyrant, tyrants, tyrannical
"It's 'yea' or 'nay', Hopper. 'Ya think?' is not an acceptable response."
"I'll only be a second. I've done this four times today."
"All in favor, say, 'ee-yi-ee-yi-oh'"
"If elected, I promise to fetch, beg and roll over."
Tags:pet, pets, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, election, elections, elect, elected, vote, voting, voter, votes, voters, speech, speeches, public speaking, campaign, campaigns, political, politics, government
"Your mother and I are separating because I want what's best for the country and your mother doesn't."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, love, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, disagreement, disagreements, disagree, politics, political differences, political party, political parties, voting, election, elections, democrat, democrats, democratic party, republican, republicans, republican party, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, family, families, kid, kids, child, children, best for the country
"It's nothing like that, Annie. I just want to start seeing women from other swing states for a while."
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, capitol hill, washington, washington d.c., congress, house of representatives, representative, representatives, congressman, congressmen, senate, senator, senators, candidate, candidates, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, political campaign, political campaigns, election campaign, election campaigns, vote, votes, voter, voters, voting, swing state, swing states, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, seeing other women, man, men, excuse, excuses, fear of commitment, noncommittal
"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"
Tags:television, televisions, show, shows, program, programs, programme, programs, tv, tvs, t.v., watching t.v., watching tv, watching television, horror, horrifying, suspense, suspenseful, terrifying, scary, thriller, thrillers, nail-biter, nail-biters, violent, violence, graphic, politics, government, governments, convention, conventions, political, president, presidents, presidential, election, elections, candidate, candidates, political party, political parties, democratic national convention, democratic party, democrat, democrats, republican national convention, republican, republicans, republican party, gop, nomination, nominations, nominating, future, delegate, delegates, voting, voter, voters, vote, votes, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, primary, primaries
First Unified Church of Anti-Clinton
Tags:government, governments, politics, politician, politicians, bill, clinton, republican, republicans, gop, religious, religion, religions, church, freedom of religion, evangelical, christian, christians, christianity, right wing, thoughts and prayers, president, presidents, election, elections, voting, voter, voters