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"Father McCallister says the vow of silence also precludes the use of a publicist."
"And this is Brother Elvis."
Rev. Bob, The Realist: '...You may now go from adoring to criticizing each other.'
"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."
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"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."
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"Do you, Scofield Industries, take Amalgamated Pipe?"
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"If there is anyone who objects to this union, either here or on the Internet, speak now or forever hold your peace."
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'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'
"Do you promise to hate the same people?"
My son is a made man in the primero crime family,
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"I'm going to give it all up and follow St. Francis."
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"How about resolving that, starting next year, you won't be such a total jerk?"
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"And do you promise to love, honor, and cherish each other, and to pay the United States government more in taxes as a married couple than you would have paid if you had just continued living together?"
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"Does anyone here see a reason why these two should be married?"
"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"
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"Woah! Where's it say that?"
One of the hazards of outdoor weddings.
"And do you both promise to believe you can be better than all the other married couples you've ever seen?"
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'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'
"Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?"
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Every year it's the same thing. I resolve to lose a ton and you say you're going to control your anger.
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"...until death do you a favor."
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"I'm going to go home, turn on a kung-fu movie, and get my life in order."
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