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'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'
Just a little seasoning...
"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."
"This job is going nowhere."
Tags:job, jobs, career, careers, promotion, promotions, worker, workers, employee, employees, work, office, offices, office life, office job, office jobs, business, businessman, businessmen, dead end job, dead end jobs, dead-end job, dead-end jobs, dead end career, dead end careers, dead-end career, dead-end careers, pointless, useless, vulture, vultures, dying, almost dead
"That place looks amazing. I can't wait till they open."
"Only two things are certain – death and food."
"Sure, dead is important. But it has to taste good."
"And the end of the day we're STILL just eating dead stuff."
Man Feeds The Vultures Instead Of The Pigeons
'Look, we just need to make a few simple decisions. For once, can we do it without an endless squabble over whether we should take the high road or fly under the radar?'
"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"
"It was still breathing? You are such a foodie."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, vulture, vultures, dead, death, food, eating, dining, feeding, corpse, corpses, carrion, meat, flesh, breathing, alive, foodie, foodies, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, nature, food cycle, food chain, cycle of life, modern life
"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."
Tags:business meeting, business meetings, awkward, awkward silence, awkward silences, elephant, elephants, elephant in the room, silence, silent, happier, vulture, vultures, watch, watches, watching, glare, glares, glaring, bird of prey, birds of prey, problem, problems, acknowledge, acknowledges, acknowledging, content, on edge, scare, scares, scary, scared, creepy, saying, sayings, expression, expressions
"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."
Midlife crises of the Serengeti
"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
Tags:desert, deserts, sand, sand dunes, mirage, wasteland, lost, getting lost, cactus, cactuses, cacti, wilderness, vulture, vultures, carrion, bird, diet, diets, dieting, chub, chubby, heavy set, fat, fatter, fatness, love handles, love handle, spare tire, ironic, dark humour, dark humor, black humor, black humour, gallows humor, gallows humor, dead, death, crawl, crawling, cuisine, cuisines, exotic food, exotic foods, variety, variation, variations
A hearse with a vulture hood ornament.
Tags:transportation, vehicle, vehicles, hearse, hearses, funeral coach, funeral coaches, hood ornament, hood ornaments, bonnet ornament, bonnet ornaments, radiator cap, radiator caps, vulture, vultures, funeral director, funeral directors, funeral home, funeral homes, mortuary, mortuaries, funeral parlor, funeral parlors, funeral parlour, funeral parlours, undertaker, undertakers, mortician, morticians, dead, death
'...Just collapse right there and quit!!'
Tags:vulture, vultures, bird, birds, scavenger, scavengers, run, runs, running, runner, runners, ran, jog, jogs, jogging, jogger, joggers, jogged, collapse, collapses, collapsed, collapsing, hope, hopes, hoping, hopeful, quit, quits, quitting, quitter, quitters, hunger, hungers, hungry, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Back just a liiiittle more... Okay, perfect. Now hooold it... Hoooold it...
Tags:vulture, vultures, bird, birds, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, road, roads, roadside, portrait, portraits, photograph, photographs, photos, photo, photographer, photographers, armadillo, armadillos, accident, kill, kills, killing, murder, murders, murderers, plan, plans, roadkill, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.
Tags:vulture, vultures, bird, birds, idea, ideas, sales, sale, sell, sells, selling, salesman, salesmen, fresh, stale, ziploc, bag, bags, baggies, sample, samples, sampling, samplings, sampler, samplers, disappointed, disappointment, plastic, plastics, supermarket, supermarkets, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Bob tells me you hunt."
"Sometimes I think it would be nice to be a vegetarian."
Tags:vulture, vultures, bird, birds, scavenging bird of prey, scavenging birds of prey, scavengers, scavenge, scavenger, scavenging, scavenged, dead meat, dead people, desert, deserts, eat, eating, food, foods, plating, plate, complain, complaining, gratitude, grateful, ungrateful, picky eater, picky eaters, appreciative, unappreciative, food chain, food chains, scientist, scientists
'It doesn't look good, Bob!'
"The line of Succession"
Tags:succession, successor, successors, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, business person, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, rat race, the rat race, cut throat, cut-throat, hierarchy, coup, coups, office coup, office coups, vulture, vultures, biding time, biding your time, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, hierarchies, cut throat business, cut-throat business