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Just a little seasoning...
'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'
"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."
"This job is going nowhere."
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"Sure, dead is important. But it has to taste good."
Man Feeds The Vultures Instead Of The Pigeons
"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"
'Look, we just need to make a few simple decisions. For once, can we do it without an endless squabble over whether we should take the high road or fly under the radar?'
"It was still breathing? You are such a foodie."
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Midlife crises of the Serengeti
"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."
"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
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A hearse with a vulture hood ornament.
Tags:transportation, vehicle, vehicles, hearse, hearses, funeral coach, funeral coaches, hood ornament, hood ornaments, bonnet ornament, bonnet ornaments, radiator cap, radiator caps, vulture, vultures, funeral director, funeral directors, funeral home, funeral homes, mortuary, mortuaries, funeral parlor, funeral parlors, funeral parlour, funeral parlours, undertaker, undertakers, mortician, morticians, dead, death
'...Just collapse right there and quit!!'
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Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.
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Back just a liiiittle more... Okay, perfect. Now hooold it... Hoooold it...
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"Bob tells me you hunt."
"The line of Succession"
Tags:succession, successor, successors, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, business person, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, rat race, the rat race, cut throat, cut-throat, hierarchy, coup, coups, office coup, office coups, vulture, vultures, biding time, biding your time, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, hierarchies, cut throat business, cut-throat business
'It doesn't look good, Bob!'
"After all O'Shaunessy, this is Wall Street."
"Does anything die and become dessert?"
Tags:vulture, vultures, carrion eater, carrion eaters, bird, birds, carrion bird, carrion birds, child, kid, kids, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, dinner, dinner time, dinnertime, pudding, dinners, puddings, dessert, desserts, chick, chicks, vulture chick, vulture chicks, baby vulture, learn, learning, inquisitive, scavenging bird of prey, scavenging birds of prey, scavenger, scavengers, unfair, unfairness, question, questions, eat your dinner first
'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'
"But 'Tibetan Sky Burial' sounded so cool."
Tags:sky burial, sky burials, tibetan sky burial, tibetan sky burials, buddhist, buddhists, buddhism, funeral, funeral practice, funeral practices, rite, rites, anthropologist, anthropologists, anthropology, superficial, superficiality, westerner, westerners, presume, presumptuous, uneducated, expectation, expectations, high expectations, vulture, vultures, ignorant, ignorance, new age, appropriate, appropriates, appropriating, appropriation
'you've been circling three days, and your prey won't die - what's your position, ethically speaking?'
Caveman verses dinosaur 'Mmm Leftovers'