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"We're going to have to let you go. I've just bought a better version of you online that's 25% better for half the cost."
"We're going to have to cut employees salaries. My son wants a raise in his allowance."
"I control costs by imposing a five percent salary reduction on every employee who walks away with my pen."
'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'
"You can have the job if you're willing to relocate to China and accept their wages."
'To show my commitment to getting lean, I'm cutting my salary to $299,999.'
"We respect your desire to dress as a woman in the workplace, O'Malley...Obviously this will be reflected with a thirty per cent reduction in your wages."
'Sure, your salaries are low but think of all the apples you're getting.'
'We're doing away with the 'culture of Greed' around here. I will be cutting everyone's salary so that I can increase my salary.'
'Now that your 'peak earning years' have passed, we'll be cutting your salary.'
'Bad news, Cobley, your salary's been dumbed down.'