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'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'
Company Merges/Major Layoffs/We Go Belly Up. . .
"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."
"Twenty bucks says you can't cross the road!"
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"Twenty bucks says he pulls out a Moleskin."
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Gambling was in his blood. Couldn't help it - he had an irregular heartbeat. Even his pulse was impulsive.
'I suggest a short term cash investment. Lucky Lady 2.30 Newmarket.'
Post Game Day Betting.
'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'
...at least I won the bet with my precosious ballet dancing Granddaughter!
'I should at least get a no-claims bonus. None of my horses have ever won.'
'Your horse is sure to win now that he's got rid of that little man on his back.'
'Scissors beats rock. I get the International Baccalaureate class.'
'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'
'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'
'Okay, 20% in cash, 30% in bonds and 50% in stocks--You forgot to include lottery tickets.'
"I thought you said risk taking was okay?" 'Not putting the pension fund on Lucky Lady to win."
Betting the Farm.
'Do you have a backup plan?'
"We will be back with more betting after this short programme."
Gift shop in casino caters to winners and losers.
Entrance to high stakes gambling room in casino has sign limiting who may enter.
'We're early for the meeting...bet you five bucks the door is still locked.'
"He decided that retirement planning had to be about more than just money...."
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