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'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'
Gift shop in casino caters to winners and losers.
'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you WIN.'
"Mr. Codner, don't jump! You won the office sports pool!"
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"My buddies there bet me a weeks' worth of leaves to come talk to you. Make it look good and I'll split it with you."
'Assuming, of course, that they don't change jockeys.'
'It's been like this since the horse meat thing, they bet on the first burger on the plate.'
'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'
'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'
'Betcha I recover before you do.'
"Five clams says I have the best grandpa ever."
'...Brad says he stuck a dime up his nose when he was 3 and he's betting us $50 that it's still in there.'
Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.
Gambling Advice - 'Here are some leaflets about the local casino.'
'I think you're in the wrong room...'
'I bet you £10 there's a gambling advert on next.'
Gambling Addiction Self-help Group - 'You've got a 7 to 1 chance of getting a place.'
"I got through just in time! I'm surprised you hadn't thought of it - I've just bet the maximum on every horse in the race to win and each way..."
"The match fixers are making it a bit obvious."
"Let's face it, you could back the wrong horse in a one-horse race!"
"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"
'Are you a turf accountant. . . I want to know how much grass I need for my front garden.'
'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'
'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'