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'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'
Company Merges/Major Layoffs/We Go Belly Up. . .
"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."
"Twenty bucks says you can't cross the road!"
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"Twenty bucks says he pulls out a Moleskin."
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'I suggest a short term cash investment. Lucky Lady 2.30 Newmarket.'
'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'
Post Game Day Betting.
...at least I won the bet with my precosious ballet dancing Granddaughter!
'Scissors beats rock. I get the International Baccalaureate class.'
'Your horse is sure to win now that he's got rid of that little man on his back.'
'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'
'I should at least get a no-claims bonus. None of my horses have ever won.'
'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'
'I don't like to take chances.'
'Okay, 20% in cash, 30% in bonds and 50% in stocks--You forgot to include lottery tickets.'
"I thought you said risk taking was okay?" 'Not putting the pension fund on Lucky Lady to win."
"We will be back with more betting after this short programme."
Entrance to high stakes gambling room in casino has sign limiting who may enter.
Gift shop in casino caters to winners and losers.
'We're early for the meeting...bet you five bucks the door is still locked.'
"He decided that retirement planning had to be about more than just money...."
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'I'll bet you fifty dollars that you can't stop gambling' Colour