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"Crime, as I conceptualized it, didn't pay."
"I mean that we both leave a trail on the sidewalk!"
The Perils of Party Planning
"Overreacting is the only exercise that I get!"
"By the way...those rice cakes you bought were horrible! Tasted like styrofoam."
"What are you doing with my bed spread?"
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"The GOP elephant is outdated. I'm attempting a new logo that truly reflects our status as a party."
"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"
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"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."
"I'm literally starving."
"Trust me, if they were her peas, you'd know it!"
"Whatta ya mean? 'The Swing Time Demons' is a great name for a band..."
"You can't handle the booth!"
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"I hate Christmas shopping."
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"There was another campus shooting?"
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"Welcome to hell!"
"Do you know the definition of narcissistic?"
"You got a secret service detail?"
"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"
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"I cashed in my swear jar."
Tags:wages of sin, swear jar, swear jars, curse jar, curse jars, curse, curses, cursing, swear, swears, swearing, potty mouth, potty mouths, bad language, bad word, bad words, saving money, saving, savings, saving up, saved up, clumsy, clumsiness, broken television, broken televisions, broken tv, broken tvs, tv, tvs, new tv, new tvs, new television, new televisions
"Hey! I thought we agreed to keep them under 20 bucks!"
"Ya know...one of the perks of being the Prince of Darkness is the solace in knowing that I can never be harmed by anything of a mortal nature."
"The way I see it...politics is a lot like driving a car..."
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"I am hereby revoking your access to campaign funds!"
Tags:election 2016, elections 2016, election 2020, elections 2020, vice president, vice presidents, vice presidential, running mate, running mates, selection, selections, campaign fund, campaign funding, campaign funds, trump, donald trump, the donald, presidential race, presidential races, republican, republican party, gop, bad choice, bad choices, bad option, bad options, wages of sin, the wages of sin