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"Crime, as I conceptualized it, didn't pay."
"I mean that we both leave a trail on the sidewalk!"
The Perils of Party Planning
"Overreacting is the only exercise that I get!"
"By the way...those rice cakes you bought were horrible! Tasted like styrofoam."
"What are you doing with my bed spread?"
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"The GOP elephant is outdated. I'm attempting a new logo that truly reflects our status as a party."
"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"
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"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."
"I'm literally starving."
"Trust me, if they were her peas, you'd know it!"
"Whatta ya mean? 'The Swing Time Demons' is a great name for a band..."
"You can't handle the booth!"
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"I hate Christmas shopping."
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"There was another campus shooting?"
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"Welcome to hell!"
"Do you know the definition of narcissistic?"
"You got a secret service detail?"
"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"
"I cashed in my swear jar."
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"Hey! I thought we agreed to keep them under 20 bucks!"
"Ya know...one of the perks of being the Prince of Darkness is the solace in knowing that I can never be harmed by anything of a mortal nature."
"The way I see it...politics is a lot like driving a car..."
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"I am hereby revoking your access to campaign funds!"
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