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An alarming amount of what you eat goes to waist.
This is Dr. Thompson - He'll be making you fit into your suit today.
How Fatherhood Affects Belt Height: Father/Grandfather/Great Grandfather.
Caution - hazardous waist.
"I'll be needing all your pertinent information, miss."
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Danger - Hazardous Waist!
'Mom what is wrong with that woman's waist?'
'Oh, stop worrying about it, Larry. They are just love handles.'
'An extra pound here and there, a little sag, a little bulge, but I'm still the same hunk you married, right Ethel?'
'These marks measure how tall the children are growing, the others measure how wide Jeff is getting.'
121-130 pounds. 111-120 pounds. Someday
Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.
"Hold yer horses - that's never your waist!"
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'Unfortunately, by the time laptop computing came along, I no longer had a lap.'
'It's a 'chaist,' dear. Your grandfather has reached the age where his chest and waist have merged.'
'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.
'Oh great, we break down in the middle of nowhere and the only spare tyre we have is the one around your waist!'
Jewellers - wrist watches,
Man buying crack filler.
"I'm a 34" struggling in a 36"- let me have a 38"."
"Claims she's 40 but that must be her waist measurement!"
Updated Classic: The Waistland
Grave has mound caused by obese deceased
'Wine and food doesn't go to waste in this hous, but it does go to waist.'