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"At least I'm still a size 29 waist!"
'If waist size is so important, how come Lady liberty has a 37 foot waistline and everyone loves her?'
Jewellers - wrist watches,
"Claims she's 40 but that must be her waist measurement!"
36 waist' - 'Mmm... comfy' - '34' Waist' - 'This would be easier with a corset.' - '32' waist' - 'Uh-oh... I can't feel my legs.' -
'Fortysomething. Is that your age or waist size?'
"No! I don't know my waist size!"
"It seems the broadness of your mind and the narrowness of your waist have changed places."