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"It wasn't really insulin. You don't have diabetes yet. It was just a warning shot."
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doctor, doctors, insulin, diabetic, diabetics, warning shots, shot, shots, jab, jabs, injection, injections, overweight, obese, fat, waistline, waistlines, sick, sickness, ill, illness, diabetes, warning shot, obesity, preventative measures, patient, patients"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."
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waistline, waistlines, high waist, high-waisted, trousers, pants, old man, old men, grow old, grows old, growing old, diagnosis, diagnoses, prognosis, prognoses, birthday, birthdays, get old, getting old, age, ages, ageing, aging, dorkyCaution - hazardous waist.
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caution, hazards, hazardous waste, toxic waste, hazard, hazardous, waste, waist, pollution, toxicity, obese, overweight, waistline, waistlines, obesity, healthy eating, unhealthy, healthy lifestyle, warning, warnings, warn, warns, fat, eat, eats, eating, overeating, overeater'That sweater would fit you better if you would diet.' 'Okay, what colour should I dye it?'
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fat, overweight, obese, obesity, diet, diets, dieting, dieter, dieters, fit, fits, fitting, sweater, sweaters, jumper, jumpers, dye, dyes, clothes dye, clothes dyes, dying clothes, dye clothes, waistline, waistlines, small clothes, losing weight, weight loss'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'
Out of condition man in front of mirror which makes him look slim.
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diets, diet, dieter, dieters, dieting, illusion, illusions, clothes, denial, in denial, mirror, mirrors, reflection, reflections, fat, overweight, weight, obese, obesity, waistline, waistlines, body image, body images, male, males, ego, egos, big ego, big egos'An extra pound here and there, a little sag, a little bulge, but I'm still the same hunk you married, right Ethel?'
'If waist size is so important, how come Lady liberty has a 37 foot waistline and everyone loves her?'
"What do I recommend Sir? Well, looking at your waistline, I'd recommend a salad!"
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recommendation, recommendations, salad, salads, waistline, waistlines, menu, menus, eating out, eat out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, weight problem, weight problems, weight gain, weight-gain, healthy eating, healthy diet, dietician, dieticians, dietitian, dietitians, dieting, obese, obesity, fat, fatness'Unfortunately, by the time laptop computing came along, I no longer had a lap.'
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laptop, laptops, laptop computer, laptop computers, laptop computer, laptop computing, lap, laps, waist, waists, waistline, waistlines, weight, weight gain, gaining, weight, fat, obese, obesity, overweight"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"
'Move more to the right...I still can't see the Rocky Mountains.'
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rocky mountains, obese, obesity, overweight, weight gain, weight-gain, unhealthy, unhealthiness, gut, waistline, waistlines, photograph, photographs, photo, photos, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, tourist, tourists, attraction, attractions, snap, snaps, fat, fatnessPrayer for 2011
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businessmen, businessman, prayer, prayers, praying, pray, prayed, prays, bank account, bank accounts, income, salary, salaries, rich, obese, obesity, weight loss, waistline, waistlines, mix up, mix ups, hope, hopes, ambition, ambitions, new year, resolutions'So you're leaving LA! Well, good riddance, ya pantiwaist!'
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los angeles, la, waistline, waistlines, pantiwaist, pantiwaists, waist-line, waist-lines, thin, thinness, diet, diets, dieter, dieters, california, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, weight-gain, weight, gain, loss, weight-lossThese trainers are rubbish...I've had them for three weeks and I'm still fat and unfit!
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obesity, obese, diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dieting, overweight, fat, waistline, waistlines, waist line, waist lines, trainer, sneaker, sneakers, run, runs, runner, runners, doctors, weight, training, trainers, running, doctor, get fit, healthy living, fitness, weight lossFull fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.
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diet, diets, dieting, dieter, dieters, obese, weight loss, lose weight, weight watching, healthy living, healthy eating, half fat, full fat, fat free, diet food, diet foods, obesity, fat, slim, slimmer, slimmers, slimming, losing weight, waistline, waistlines