Waistlines Cartoons and Comics

"It wasn't really insulin. You don't have diabetes yet. It was just a warning shot."

A Waist Lion

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Caution - hazardous waist.

'That sweater would fit you better if you would diet.' 'Okay, what colour should I dye it?'

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

"Do you have one in a bigger size?"

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

Out of condition man in front of mirror which makes him look slim.

'An extra pound here and there, a little sag, a little bulge, but I'm still the same hunk you married, right Ethel?'

Fat Britain

'If waist size is so important, how come Lady liberty has a 37 foot waistline and everyone loves her?'

"What do I recommend Sir? Well, looking at your waistline, I'd recommend a salad!"

121-130 pounds. 111-120 pounds. Someday

'Unfortunately, by the time laptop computing came along, I no longer had a lap.'

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

'Move more to the right...I still can't see the Rocky Mountains.'

Prayer for 2011

'So you're leaving LA! Well, good riddance, ya pantiwaist!'

'I can remember when you were so wide.'

These trainers are rubbish...I've had them for three weeks and I'm still fat and unfit!

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'Where does Sir wear his stomach, inside the trousers or out?'

The Wages Of Sin