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How Fatherhood Affects Belt Height: Father/Grandfather/Great Grandfather.
Danger - Hazardous Waist!
121-130 pounds. 111-120 pounds. Someday
'Unfortunately, by the time laptop computing came along, I no longer had a lap.'
'It's a 'chaist,' dear. Your grandfather has reached the age where his chest and waist have merged.'
'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.
'Oh great, we break down in the middle of nowhere and the only spare tyre we have is the one around your waist!'
Jewellers - wrist watches,
"I'm a 34" struggling in a 36"- let me have a 38"."
"Claims she's 40 but that must be her waist measurement!"
Updated Classic: The Waistland
'My doctor has been dropping subtle hints for me to loose weight.'
'So if everyone is just mildly fat, does that make us an obese nation? Or is it just that a few of us are really huge?'
36 waist' - 'Mmm... comfy' - '34' Waist' - 'This would be easier with a corset.' - '32' waist' - 'Uh-oh... I can't feel my legs.' -
'In just four days it's taken three and a half inches off my waistline.'
Shoulders. Head. Elbow. Waste.
'My dad's waisteline's bigger then your dad's.'
'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'