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'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'
'Waiter, there's a subpoena in my soup!'
'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).
'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'
'I didn't say your meal wouldn't contain fat. I said the fat would be free.'
'Your resume says that you were previously a waiter. Can I assume that you're comfortable taking orders?'
'Wow, they really baby you here!'
'Can I tell you something personal about myself, Linda? Getting too personal makes me uneasy.'
'Choose your own waiter' at a restaurant.
Fish squirts man who chose it as his meal.
'The special tonight is a filet of sole, sauteed in haste and served with an air of arch indifference.'
'Now that, my dear James, is what I call a Dog's Breakfast...'
'My name is Flint, and I'm your waiter tonight, and I don't suffer fools gladly.'
"Waiter, there's no fly in my soup!"
'No more wine for me thanks Dan. That first glass went straight to my head.'
Now that, my dear James, is what I call a Dog's Breakfast...
'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'
'Well, if you're in such a hurry, why did you order snails?'
'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'
"Sorry we're taking so long, but it's the first time he's ever seen a menu that didn't offer a happy meal."
'I'd recommend the 'businessman's special', it's down 3/8's today...'
'Really, Graham! Sometimes you are such an embarrasment!'
'I refuse to eat my alphabet soup until you get rid of the m, s and g.'
'Where's that waiter with our fish course?'