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'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'
'I've had to book my appointment two weeks in advance, so we'll both sit here until I feel unwell.'
'It's a postcard from your doctor. He says he'll be right with you.'
Thank you for suffering in silence.
"We're running a little behind, so I'd like each of you to ask yourself, 'Am I really that sick, or would I just be wasting the doctor' valuable time?'"
"Congratulations! It's a Beanie Baby."
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Gateway to Mr. Beck
Tags:receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, threatening, scary, fierce, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, gateway, gateways, gatekeeper, gatekeepers, protect, protection, appointment, appointments, guard, guards, guarding
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, cat, cats, kitten, kittens, litter of kittens, new litter, baby cat, baby cats, waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, expecting parents, expecting father, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dads
The (literal) birth of Venus.
Tags:art, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, famous artist, famous artists, famous painter, famous painters, the birth of venus, botticelli, renaissance, italian, obstetrics, obstetrician, obstetricians, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, births, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, health, health care, healthcare, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, waiting areas, dad, dads, new dad, new dads, father, fathers, new father, new fathers, expectant father, expectant fathers, new parent, new parents, parent, parents, family, families, baby, babies, having a baby, pregnancy, unexpected, greek, roman, mythology, myth, myths, legend, legends, goddess, goddess, venus, ancient greece, ancient rome
'If I cancel an hour before my appointment, you charge me. I've just waited an hour past my appointment time in your waiting room. This is my bill.'
"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."
Tags:flu, flues, influenza, cold, colds common cold, common colds, waiting room, waiting rooms, doctor appointment, doctor appointments, infection, infections, bug, bugs, interior, interiors, infectious disease, infectious diseases, hospital, hospitals, breeding ground, breeding grounds, petri dish, petri dishes
"While you're waiting, could I interest you in a hamburger?"
"I've got your test results."
Tags:doctor, doctors, doctors surgery, doctors, surgeries, test, tests, testing, patient, patients, waiting room, waiting rooms, result, results, medical examination, medical exam, wave, waves, clipboard, clipboards, nervous, anxious, anxiety, fear, fears, feared, diagnose, diagnosing, diagnosis, identify, problems, severe, severity, unknown
'The assistant to the physician's assistant will see you now.'
"The dentist will see you in just a minute."
'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'
"The doctor will bill you now."
"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."
Tags:white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, reception, receptionist, receptionists, waiting room, waiting rooms, arrest, arrests, under arrests, pass on the message, passing on the message, executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, police officer, police officers, protocol, formal, formality, formalities, protocols
"If it's any consolation, he seemed like a bit of a jerk."
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"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."
"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"
Tags:nurse, doctor’s office, waiting room, neuroses, worried well, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria, worrier, worriers, neurosis, disease, diseases, ill, illness, illnesses, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritizing, important, importance, waiting room, waiting rooms, wait, waits, waiting, medical care, healthcare, mankoff, covid-19, coronavirus, epidemic, epidemics, pandemic, pandemics, outbreak, outbreaks
"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"
Tags:animal, animals, rooster, roosters, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, chick, chicks, egg, eggs, large, brown, jumbo, kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, pregnancy, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, new parent, new parents, hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, maternity ward, obstetrics ward, delivery ward, waiting area, waiting areas, waiting room, waiting rooms, new father, new dad, expectant parents, expectant father, expectant dad, delivery, deliveries, delivering a baby, having a baby, good news
'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'
'We're running a bit behind, so I'm going to take whichever of you screams in agony the loudest.'
"Your appointment with the doctor is at eleven-fifteen, but his appointment with you is at twelve-fifteen."
Tags:doctor, doctors, doctor appointment, doctors appointments, doctors office, doctors offices, doctors surgery, doctors surgeries, doctors waiting room, doctors waiting rooms, waiting room, waiting rooms, wait, waiting, running late, late appointment, late appointments, behind schedule, appointment, appointments