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A panda waiting for bamboo juice
Tonight's English as a second language class has been cancelled,
Tags:english, england, language, languages, understand, understands, understanding, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, confuse, confuses, confused, confusion, wait, waits, waiting, student, students, foreign, second, cancel, cancelled, cancellation, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Today's estimated hold time before your hand falls asleep is nine minutes."
"Damn it, Farrell, if you're going to blow the whistle, blow it!"
Tags:whistle, whistles, whistler, whistling, whistleblower, whistleblowers, whistle blowers, whistle blower, meeting, meetings, anticipate, anticipates, anticipating, anticipation, suspense, live in suspense, living in suspense, wait, waits, waiting, other shoe, other shoe to drop, nervous, nervousness, tortures, boardroom, boardrooms, board room, board rooms, ref, referee, referees, refereeing, impatient, impatience, lose patience, losing patience
"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."
Tags:approval, request, requests, office, hierarchy, hierarchies, corporation, corporations, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, faceless bureaucracy, faceless bureaucracies, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, process, processes, approval process, approval processes, pend, pends, pending, wait, waits, waiting, regulation, regulations, rule, rules, health and safety
Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.
Tags:einstein, time, nature of time, wait, waits, airport, airports, air travel, plane travel, plane travels, trolley, trolleys, theory of relativity, general theory of relativity, gate, gates, board, boards, boarding, long wait, long waits, stop, stops, stopping, time stopping, impatient, impatience, hurry, hurries, hurrying, hurry up, hurries up, airport terminal, airport terminals, frustration, frustrations, first world problem, first world problems
'Time ou! ... Flea!'
'If I cancel an hour before my appointment, you charge me. I've just waited an hour past my appointment time in your waiting room. This is my bill.'
"Elsie is still waiting for postmenopausal zest to kick in."
Tags:menopause, menopausal, depression, depressed, depressing, lust for life, zest, seize the day, wait, waits, waiting, unrealistic, unlikely, long wait, long waits, lonely, loneliness, post-menopause, grow old, growing old, old woman, old women, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, mental health
"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
Oh, there he is...
Yenta Theatre Presents: Waiting for Godot
Tags:waiting for godot, samuel beckett, beckett, production, productions, gossip, gossips, gossiping, wait, waits, waiting, judgement, judgements, judgmental, judgemental, sewing circle, sewing circles, talk, talks, talking, chat, chats, chatting, back and forth, play, plays, playwright, playwrights, old biddy, old biddies, shpasik, jtoons
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
Tags:call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, late, meet, meets, meeting, meeting a friend, traffic ligh, traffic lights, button, buttons, push, pushes, pushing, light, lights, wait, waits, waiting, response, responses, child, children, cry, cries, crying, fit, fits, turn red, turning red, green man, green men, time wasting, safe, safety, pelican crossing, pelican crossings
Windows are just for show.
"Late, as usual."
"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"
Tags:nurse, doctor’s office, waiting room, neuroses, worried well, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria, worrier, worriers, neurosis, disease, diseases, ill, illness, illnesses, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritizing, important, importance, waiting room, waiting rooms, wait, waits, waiting, medical care, healthcare, mankoff, covid-19, coronavirus, epidemic, epidemics, pandemic, pandemics, outbreak, outbreaks
"Et tu, Juan?"
Tags:coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee, barista, baristas, et tu, and you, take away, take aways, take away coffee, betray, betrays, betraying, betrayal, betrayals, shakespeare, julius caesar, craving, cravings, donkey, donkeys, wait, waits, wait outside, waiting outside, entry, not allowed, not allowed in
'We're running a bit behind, so I'm going to take whichever of you screams in agony the loudest.'
New employee has been waiting over eight years to be given job description.
"There's nothing worse than waiting in the wrong line."
Tags:line, lines, wait, waits, waiting, in line, queue, queues, queuing, lemming, lemmings, cliff, cliffs, jump off a cliff, jumping off a cliff, wrong line, wrong lines, wrong queue, wrong queues, accident, accidents, accidental, fall, falls, falling, mistake, mistakes, pay for your mistake, paying for your mistake, mishap, mishaps, fallen, consequence, consequences, consequential, decision, decisions
"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."
Waiting For Godot
Tags:beckett, samuel beckett, playwright, playwrights, play, plays, bribe, bribes, bribery, hangman, hangmen, kill time, kills time, killing time, impatient, impatience, twenty questions, road trip, road trips, grandchild, grandson, grandsons, granddaughter, granddaughters, grandmothers, grandparent, grandparents, wait, waits, waiting, long wait, long waits
"I'm waiting for it to come out in some format that hasn't been invented yet."
Tags:book, books, release, releases, new release, new releases, best seller, best sellers, old people, pensioner, pensioners, format, formats, invention, inventions, new invention, new inventions, surprise, surprises, surprising, wait, waits, waiting, await, awaits, awaiting, cheaper, cheap, affordable
The Forever Stamp
Tags:forever, perpetual, evergreen, inevitable, inevitability, cynic, cynics, cynical, depressive, depressives, depressing, minutiae, minutia, on hold, impatient, impatience, wait, waits, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, traffic, traffic trouble, traffic troubles, heavy traffic, trig, trigonometry, trigonometry class, trigonometry classes, dinner, dinners, family dinner, family dinners, extended family, extended families, tax season, bored, boredom, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."