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'BZZZ. . . Don't bother setting it for Monday. You won't be waking up here.'
"He's on a timer."
You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.
How to injury yourself as an adult
"You're doing it wrong. You should crow AND pounce when waking up your owner."
Jesus rises on Easter having also drank coffee
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Arm Clocks for Dog Lovers
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'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'
"I'm just not worth a durn without that first cup of coffee in the morning."
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'...Here's another heavy metal wake up call for you!'
"Mum, should I wake up Dad now?"
"It's the third day, so I decided to have fresh coffee ready."
"Give you a wakeup call for New Year's Eve? Ok, but you have to give me one, too."
Milton wakes up on the wrong side of the tracks.
"Wake up, Mr. Jones! It's time for your sleeping pill!"
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'You requested a wake-up call, sir.'
"It's six-o-clock, time to get up and reinvent yourself."
'Looks like the alarm on my atomic clock went off.'
Pea Shooter Wake Up.
Man wakes to his bedside digital clock which reads: It's Time.
'I could sweat the invitation said '7 a.m.'.'
'Nobody, but nobody sleeps through Pastor Norcupp's sermons.'
'I just need a basic alarm clock. My wife's elbow is my snooze alarm.'