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'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'
"Please - no more specialists."
"Beuford was too old for a sexual frenzy."
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"I think it's his beeper."
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For the 5th time in as many nights, Herb is awakened by his restless-leg syndrome.
Tags:awake, awakes, awoke, awoken, wake, wakes, waking, leg, legs, restless, syndrome, syndromes, night, nights, waken, awaken, disturb, disturbs, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleeper, sleepers, pain, pains, painful, active, agitated, agitate, agitates, trouble, troubled, insomnia, insomniac, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"He makes it look so damn easy."
A funeral for a businessman.
'Larry, this is me, talking to you. Stop trying to hit the snooze button.'
Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.
"Wake up, you idiot—you forgot to turn off the hat!"
A pig mourns her husband at a funeral as the guests eat.
Tags:pig, pigs, pork, hog, hogs, hog roast, hog roasts, funeral, funerals, vegetarian, vegetarians, carnivore, carnivores, wake, wakes, roast, roasts, vegan, vegans, veganism, guilt, guilt-inducing, guilting, widow, widows, widowed, cater, caters, catering, caterer, caterers, pork roll, pork rolls, pork bun, pork buns, whole hog, funeral rites
"He isn't dead yet."
Tags:dead, death, dying, die, died, mourn, mourning, old, old age, elderly, elder, elders, senior, senior citizen, senior citizens, planning, arrangement, prepare, preparation, funeral, funerals, wake, wakes, casket, coffin, senior living, neglected, forgotten, funeral director, funeral parlour, funeral home
A skeleton sits up in bed.
Tags:skeleton, skeletons, horror, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scary, halloween, wake up, wakes up, waking up, wake, wakes, waking, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, married couple, married couples, couple, couples
The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.
Tags:wake, wakes, waking, wake up, wakes up, waking up, cubist, cubists, cubism, inspiration, inspirations, idea, ideas, relax, relaxes, relaxing, relaxation, work from home, works from home, working from home, startle, startles, startling, nap, naps, napping, nap time, artist, artists, artistry, creative, creativity, creative process, creative processes, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination
"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."
Tags:music, musical, musician, musicians, morning, mornings, rude awakening, awakening, wake, woken, woken up, birdsong, bird, birds, songbird, songbirds, talent, talents, musical talent, gift, gifted, gifts, musically gifted, complex, bar, bars, repeating, symphonic, symphonies, symphony, harmonies, harmony, harmonics, chord, chords, annoying, annoyed, annoyance, pleasantly surprised, visual gag
"I was hoping taxes would go first."
Tags:irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, death and taxes, funeral, funerals, wake, wakes, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead
"Sit down, Peter, you can't object at a funeral."
"I don't want to remember her like this. I want to remember her for the mean thing she said in 1981."
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral service, wake, wakes, memorial, memorials, memorial service, memorial services, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, mourn, mourning, mourner, mourners, bereaved, grieving, remember, remembering, remembrance, remembering the dead, memory, memories, mean, mean comment, mean comments, comment, comments, petty, grudge, grudges, holding a grudge, resentful, resentment, bitter, relationship, relationships, family, families
"It's what he'd want, Mom—they're all together now."
Tags:taxidermy, head, heads, animal, animals, animal head, animal heads, trophy, trophies, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, hunting, hunter, hunters, shooting, shooter, shooters, hobby, hobbies, sport, sports, game hunting, game hunter, game hunters, stuffed, stuffed head, stuffed heads, death, dead, funeral, funerals, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, funeral service, funeral services, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, together in death, together at last
'Sorry, we couldn't pry the remote from his fingers.'
Tags:, television, televisions, watching, watch, watches, watched, watcher, watchers, wake, funeral, funerals, wakes, pry, pries, pried, remote, tv remote, remote, television remote, died, die, dies, dying, dead, passed away, passing away, passed on, lazy, laziest, typical man, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Turkey Black Fridays.
Howie unwittingly gets up on the wrong side of the bed.
"One more - Billy wasn't crying."
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, burial, burials, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, modern funerals, family, families, mourner, mourners, bereaved, grieving, crying, sad, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, photographer, photographers, selfie, selfies, family portrait, family portraits, family photo, family photos, picture, pictures, millennial, millennials, modern life
"Hi, I'm Ed Stark and I'm running for Congress."
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, candidate, candidates, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, political campaign, political campaigns, election campaign, election campaigns, vote, votes, voter, voters, congress, house of representatives, senate, senator, senators, representative, representatives, congressman, congressmen, campaigning, death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, memorial service, memorial services, memorial, memorials, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, pointless, meaningless, inappropriate, bad timing