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'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'
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'Never, Ever...make the mistake of setting your alarm for 3:00 a.m. if you intend to get up at 7:00 a.m.'
"It's noon, Debbie. Give the L. A. office a wake up call."
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"I'd like a wake-up call at a quarter to four."
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'Wake up James, we're here'
"Master Bat-Guy, it's time to wake up."
'You spend 90 hours a week on that computer so as your best friend, it's my responsibility to tell you to GET A LIFE!'
"We need to start seeing other news sources."
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'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'
Monday, 5:30AM. 'Is it Saturday yet?'
'Get out of bed. It's nearly eleven.' - 'No, go away.' - 'Get out of bed or else!' - '...or else what?' - '...or else I turn your coat hangers the wrong way around.' - 'Okay! Wait! Wait! I'm up!'
'Would you like a wake-up call?' (National Clueless Convention).
'Hello, reception, can I have a wake-up call in spring please?'
Cat Shoots out of Tuba.
"I knew it was time to diet when I had to binge watch the scale to see how much the needle moved."
'Gravity wins - again.'
Hotel Sign In
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'Can you reset this rooster somehow? -- They transferred me to the night shift.'
'...Here's another heavy metal wake up call for you!'
"I wanted to see Tim fly."
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Granny Apple never minded having the grandchildren stay over. She just dreaded the early morning wake up calls.
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Clean the World.
"I told you to put him down for midday-- nine o'clock is just too early for him."
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"Can't you holler any louder than that? That's not a very effective wake-up call."