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'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'
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bear, bears, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleeper, sleepers, hibernate, hibernates, hibernation, hibernations, hibernated, alarm, alarms, wake up, wakes up, wake up call, wake up calls, wake-up call, wake-up calls, hotel, hotels, front desk, front desks, tire, tires, tiring, tired, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys'Never, Ever...make the mistake of setting your alarm for 3:00 a.m. if you intend to get up at 7:00 a.m.'
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alarm clock, alarm clocks, alarm, alarms, early morning, early mornings, mistake, mistakes, time, times, clock, clocks, wake up, wake ups, wake up call, wake up calls, getting up, sleep, sleeping, sleeps, night, night time, dawn, dawns, good advice"It's noon, Debbie. Give the L. A. office a wake up call."
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wake up call, wake up calls, la, l.a., los angeles, timezone, timezones, different timezone, different timezones, big corporation, big corporations, pacific standard time, gmt 8, gmt-8, world clock, the world clock, lazy, laziness, behind the times, out of date, wake-up call, wake-up calls, alarm, alarms, alarm clock, alarm clocks"I'd like a wake-up call at a quarter to four."
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wake up call, wake up calls, wake-up call, wake-up calls, secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, lazy, laziness, nap, naps, nap time, nap times, afternoon nap, afternoon naps, sleeping at work, asleep on the job, professionalism, unprofessional, executives, executive, business executives, business executive"How was your vacation, Betty?"
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vacation, vacations, annual leave, holiday, holidays, time off, take time off, home, return, returns, returning, work, back to the office, back in the office, office, offices, in tray, in-tray, in-trays, paper, papers, pile, piles, piled, pile up, piled up, back to reality, wake up call, wake up calls, colleague, colleagues, check in, checking in, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgotten, back down to earth'You spend 90 hours a week on that computer so as your best friend, it's my responsibility to tell you to GET A LIFE!'
"We need to start seeing other news sources."
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political differences, differences, difference of opinion, news, newspaper, newspapers, tabloid, tabloids, broadsheet, broadsheets, media, media coverage, breakfast, over breakfast, the paper, read the paper, reading the paper, papers, break-up, breaking up, break up, fake news, bias, biased, information, info, source, sources, sourced, impartial, impartial information, knowledge, modern life, media manipulation, political, politics, couple, couples, opposites attract, realise, realisation, wake up america, wake up call'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'
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dog, dogs, pet, pets, home, house, bedtime, alarm, awake, awoken, pet dog, pet dogs, alarm clock, alarm clocks, alarms, wake up call, wake up calls, canine, canines, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, training, wake ups"Can I get a wake-up call for 6 a.m., and then a dire warning at 7:15?"
Monday, 5:30AM. 'Is it Saturday yet?'
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workday, workdays, monday, mondays, monday morning, monday mornings, saturday, saturdays, early morning, early mornings, weekend, weekends, sleep, sleeps, alarm, alarms, alarm clock, alarm clocks, work, worker, workers, bed, beds, wake up call, wake up calls'Get out of bed. It's nearly eleven.' - 'No, go away.' - 'Get out of bed or else!' - '...or else what?' - '...or else I turn your coat hangers the wrong way around.' - 'Okay! Wait! Wait! I'm up!'
'Would you like a wake-up call?' (National Clueless Convention).
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hotel, hotels, check in, check ins, check-in, check-ins, clueless, joke, jokes, convention, conventions, wake up call, wake-up call, call, calls, cluelessness, practical joke, practical jokes, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters"Wake up, it's finally home."
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coat rack, coat racks, coatrack, coatracks, hang, hangs, hanging, peg, pegs, cat, cats, sofa, sofas, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, rest, rests, resting, owner, owners, home, return, returns, returning, wake up, waking up, wake up call, wake up calls, finally, long time, lazy, laziness, entertain, entertaining, entertainment, it, dislike, dislikes"I knew it was time to diet when I had to binge watch the scale to see how much the needle moved."
Hotel Sign In
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jetlagged, jetlagged comic, jetlag, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, stewardess, stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, hotel, hotels, layover, layovers, sign in, sign-in, check in, checking in, check-in, hotel fridge, hotel fridges, hotel refrigerator, hotel refrigerators, mini fridge, mini fridges, breakfast, wake up call, wake-up calls, wake up calls, wake-up call'Can you reset this rooster somehow? -- They transferred me to the night shift.'
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veterinarian, vet, vets, roosters, chicken, morning, mornings, wake up, waking up, wake up call, wake up calls, alarm, alarms, rooster, chickens, reset, transferred, night shift, crow"I wanted to see Tim fly."
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child, children, clock, clocks, alarm, alarms, alarm clock, alarm clocks, wake up call, wake up calls, wake-up call, wake-up calls, pun, puns, time fly, time flies, time flying, time, passage of timeJuly 5...payback.
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4th of july, july 4, independence day, payback, dog, dogs, cat, cats, scare, scares, scary, fireworks, frighten, frightens, frightening, revenge, vengeance, take revenge, taking revenge, loud noise, loud noises, wake up, wakes up, waking up, air horn, air horns, wake up call, wake up calls, explosion, explosionsGranny Apple never minded having the grandchildren stay over. She just dreaded the early morning wake up calls.
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grandchildren, grandchild, babysit, babysits, babysitting, babysitter, babysitters, grandmother, grandmothers, grandma, grandmas, gran, grans, nan, nans, hyperactive, hyperactive children, wake up call, wake up calls, wake-up call, wake-up calls, rude awakening, rude awakenings, pulley, pulleys, brat, brats, bratty