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'But you said to get you up at 6 because you had to wash your hair. . . but you said not matter how much you. . . but. . .'
Tags:early morning, early mornings, hair, washing hair, wake up, wake ups, call, calls, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, morning person, morning people, sleeping in, lying in, lie in, lie ins, alarm, alarms, alarm clock, alarm clocks, real life adventures
'BZZZ. . . Don't bother setting it for Monday. You won't be waking up here.'
'Never, Ever...make the mistake of setting your alarm for 3:00 a.m. if you intend to get up at 7:00 a.m.'
'I'm not a morning person. I can't rise until I've had my coffee.'
"He's on a timer."
You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.
'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'
How to injury yourself as an adult
"Me? I thougt they were your anniversary surprise!"
Tags:anniversary, anniversaries, drummer, drummers, serenade, serenades, serenaded, serenading, musician, musicians, anniversary gift, anniversary gifts, wedding anniversary, wedding anniversaries, husband, husbands, wife, wives, present, presents, gift, gifts, wake up, wake ups, romantic getaway, romantic weekend, romantic weekends
"You're doing it wrong. You should crow AND pounce when waking up your owner."
Jesus rises on Easter having also drank coffee
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Arm Clocks for Dog Lovers
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'It's a perfect solution to help stop your sleepwalking.'
'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'
"I'm just not worth a durn without that first cup of coffee in the morning."
Tags:coffee, coffees, coffee cup, coffee cups, coffee pot, coffee pots, caffeine, caffeinated drink, caffeinated drinks, wake up, wake-up, wake-ups, wake ups, morning ritual, morning rituals, stimulant, stimulants, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, sleepy, sleepiness, sleepyhead, sleepyheads
'...Here's another heavy metal wake up call for you!'
Snake alarm clocks.
"Mum, should I wake up Dad now?"
"It's the third day, so I decided to have fresh coffee ready."
"Give you a wakeup call for New Year's Eve? Ok, but you have to give me one, too."
'I got a snooze alarm for Father's Day. What did you get?'
"Wake up, Mr. Jones! It's time for your sleeping pill!"
'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'
Tags:onomatopoeia, cock-a-doodle-do, cockadoodledo, wake up, wake-up, wake-ups, wake ups, dawn, dawns, crack of dawn, farmer, farmers, farming, rural, chicken, chickens, word game, word games, word-game, word-games, pun, puns, rooster, rosters, cockerel, cockerels, croc, crocs, crocodile, crocodiles, alarm clock, nature