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'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'
Tags:bear, bears, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleeper, sleepers, hibernate, hibernates, hibernation, hibernations, hibernated, alarm, alarms, wake up, wakes up, wake up call, wake up calls, wake-up call, wake-up calls, hotel, hotels, front desk, front desks, tire, tires, tiring, tired, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.
"Oh, him? He's BORED CERTIFIED."
Tags:doctor, doctors, meeting, meetings, scientist, scientists, medical professional, medical professionals, plan, plans, planning, presentation, presentations, colleague, colleagues, bored, boring, bore, bores, sent to sleep, nap, naps, napping, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, certify, certified, certification, certifications, medical board, medical boards, boardroom, boardrooms, board certified, board certification, basline proficieny, baseline knowledge, wake up, wakes up, waking up, annoy, annoyed, annoying, mundane work, paperwork
"Wake up, you idiot—you forgot to turn off the hat!"
The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.
Tags:wake, wakes, waking, wake up, wakes up, waking up, cubist, cubists, cubism, inspiration, inspirations, idea, ideas, relax, relaxes, relaxing, relaxation, work from home, works from home, working from home, startle, startles, startling, nap, naps, napping, nap time, artist, artists, artistry, creative, creativity, creative process, creative processes, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination
A skeleton sits up in bed.
Tags:skeleton, skeletons, horror, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scary, halloween, wake up, wakes up, waking up, wake, wakes, waking, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, married couple, married couples, couple, couples
What's this feeling of impending doom??
Tags:impending, doom, dooms, feel, feeling, feelings, asleep, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, slept, covid, corona, coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, pandemic, stay indoors, lockdown, quarantine, mental health, afternoon nap, nap, naps, wake up, waking up, woke up, wakes up, depression, emotional stress, anxiety, anxious
God wakes up in 2021 as alarm clock is buzzing.
Tags:god, gods, the god, christian, christians, christianity, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, bed, beds, asleep, alarm, alarms, alarm clock, alarm clocks, wake up, wakes up, waking up, confuse, confused, confusing, wrong time, 2020, skip, skipped, skipping, january 1st, disaster, disasters, miss, missed, miss a year, buzz, buzzes, buzzing, world disaster, world disasters
"This is your wake-up call - change or die."
"He's all the stimulus I need."
Tags:stimulus, stimuli, lion, lions, predator, predators, prey, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, wake up, wakes up, waking up, morning coffee, morning coffees, economic stimulus, economic stimuli, bailout, bailouts, bail out, bail outs, bailing out, national economy, economic crash, economic crashes, economic stimulus, keynes, keynesian, keyensian economics
"I couldn't sleep."
"Your 5 A.M. is here."
Tags:appointment, appointments, execution, executions, execute, executes, executing, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminals, criminality, wake, wakes, wake up, wakes up, waking up, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, office assistant, office assistants, office assistance, death row, death rows, inmate, inmates
Dowsing for Coffee
Tags:dowse, dowses, dowsing, coffee, coffees, caffeine, caffeinated, joe, cup of joe, cups of joe, zombie, zombies, stagger, staggers, staggering, wake up, wakes up, waking up, bathrobe, bathrobes, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, morning coffee, morning coffees, ritual, rituals, coffee shortage, coffee shortages
"You might as well go back to sleep for a few years."
Tags:princess, princesses, sleeping beauty, prince, princes, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, thousand years, a thousand years, wake up, wakes up, woken up, awoken, coronavirus, covid-19, pandemic, pandemics, face mask, face masks, unromantic, shock, shocked, shocked, back to sleep, sleep through, sleeping through, disappoint, disappointed, disappointment, fairy tale, fairy tales, unhappy ending
A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,
"I probably shouldn't wake him. He needs the exercise."
"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"
Tags:christmas, open presents, opens presents, opening presents, christmas day, xmas, x-mas, open present, opening presents, overeager, young child, young children, wake up, wakes up, waking up, christmas morning, early morning, early mornings, wake-up call, wake-up calls, leap, leaps, leaping, jump, jumps, jumping
"No, I don't need an alarm clock - anxiety is my alarm clock."
"Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! You only have thirty or forty years left to live!"
Tags:mom, moms, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, mother, mothers, wake up, wakes up, waking up, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, child, childhood, reminder, reminders, reminding, mortal, mortality, impending doom, impending death, wake, wakes, waking, insensitive, insensitivity, worry, worries, worrying
"Thanks for reviving me during a global pandemic."
Tags:neanderthal, neanderthals, scientist, scientists, ice, ice block, ice blocks, melt, melts, melting, frozen, freeze, freezes, freezen, frozen in time, revive, revives, reviving, melt, melts, melting, thank, thanks, thanking, global pandemic, pandemic, pandemics, covid, covid-19, sarcastic, sarcasm, wake up, wakes up, waking up, unthankful
Tags:morning, mornings, routine, routines, morning routines, wake up, waking up, wakes up, normal day, forget, forgot, forgotten, new normal, new normals, coronavirus, pandemic, pandemics, covid, covid-19, coffee, coffees, face mask, face masks, face covering, face coverings, social distancing, morning, mornings, sad, disappointment, disappointed
"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"
Tags:baby, babies, infant, infants, infancy, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, plush toy, plush toys, plush doll, plush dolls, stuffed doll, stuffed dolls, personify, personification, wake up, wakes up, waking up, feeding time, feeding times, fuss, fusses, fussing, scream, screams, screaming, complaint, complaints, complaint session, complaint sessions
Instant Human: Just Add Coffee
"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."
Tags:wake, wakes, wake up, wakes up, waking up, scream, screams, screaming, stress, stressed out, stressing out, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, depression, depressed, unhappy, miserable, misery, miserable existence, businessman, businessmen, upper class, upper classes, upper crust, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, suburb, suburbs, suburban life, bored, boring, stressor, stressors, modern life, modern times, modern man, working man, working men
"I know it's four in the morning, but I want to start yard work early to get the neighbors up."
Tags:mindset, mindsets, annoying neighbor, annoying neighbors, annoying neighbour, annoying neighbours, irritation, irritations, irritant, irritants, yard work, mow, mows, mowing, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn mower, lawn mowers, wake up, wakes up, waking up, inconsiderate, inconsideration