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'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'
Tags:bear, bears, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleeper, sleepers, hibernate, hibernates, hibernation, hibernations, hibernated, alarm, alarms, wake up, wakes up, wake up call, wake up calls, wake-up call, wake-up calls, hotel, hotels, front desk, front desks, tire, tires, tiring, tired, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.
"Wake up, you idiot—you forgot to turn off the hat!"
The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.
Tags:wake, wakes, waking, wake up, wakes up, waking up, cubist, cubists, cubism, inspiration, inspirations, idea, ideas, relax, relaxes, relaxing, relaxation, work from home, works from home, working from home, startle, startles, startling, nap, naps, napping, nap time, artist, artists, artistry, creative, creativity, creative process, creative processes, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination
A skeleton sits up in bed.
Tags:skeleton, skeletons, horror, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scary, halloween, wake up, wakes up, waking up, wake, wakes, waking, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, married couple, married couples, couple, couples
"This is your wake-up call - change or die."
"He's all the stimulus I need."
Tags:stimulus, stimuli, lion, lions, predator, predators, prey, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, wake up, wakes up, waking up, morning coffee, morning coffees, economic stimulus, economic stimuli, bailout, bailouts, bail out, bail outs, bailing out, national economy, economic crash, economic crashes, economic stimulus, keynes, keynesian, keyensian economics
"Your 5 A.M. is here."
Tags:appointment, appointments, execution, executions, execute, executes, executing, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminals, criminality, wake, wakes, wake up, wakes up, waking up, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, office assistant, office assistants, office assistance, death row, death rows, inmate, inmates
Dowsing for Coffee
Tags:dowse, dowses, dowsing, coffee, coffees, caffeine, caffeinated, joe, cup of joe, cups of joe, zombie, zombies, stagger, staggers, staggering, wake up, wakes up, waking up, bathrobe, bathrobes, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, morning coffee, morning coffees, ritual, rituals, coffee shortage, coffee shortages
A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,
"I probably shouldn't wake him. He needs the exercise."
"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"
Tags:christmas, open presents, opens presents, opening presents, christmas day, xmas, x-mas, open present, opening presents, overeager, young child, young children, wake up, wakes up, waking up, christmas morning, early morning, early mornings, wake-up call, wake-up calls, leap, leaps, leaping, jump, jumps, jumping
"No, I don't need an alarm clock - anxiety is my alarm clock."
"Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! You only have thirty or forty years left to live!"
Tags:mom, moms, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, mother, mothers, wake up, wakes up, waking up, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, child, childhood, reminder, reminders, reminding, mortal, mortality, impending doom, impending death, wake, wakes, waking, insensitive, insensitivity, worry, worries, worrying
"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"
Tags:baby, babies, infant, infants, infancy, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, plush toy, plush toys, plush doll, plush dolls, stuffed doll, stuffed dolls, personify, personification, wake up, wakes up, waking up, feeding time, feeding times, fuss, fusses, fussing, scream, screams, screaming, complaint, complaints, complaint session, complaint sessions
Instant Human: Just Add Coffee
"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."
Tags:wake, wakes, wake up, wakes up, waking up, scream, screams, screaming, stress, stressed out, stressing out, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, depression, depressed, unhappy, miserable, misery, miserable existence, businessman, businessmen, upper class, upper classes, upper crust, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, suburb, suburbs, suburban life, bored, boring, stressor, stressors, modern life, modern times, modern man, working man, working men
"I know it's four in the morning, but I want to start yard work early to get the neighbors up."
Tags:mindset, mindsets, annoying neighbor, annoying neighbors, annoying neighbour, annoying neighbours, irritation, irritations, irritant, irritants, yard work, mow, mows, mowing, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn mower, lawn mowers, wake up, wakes up, waking up, inconsiderate, inconsideration
"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"
Tags:noise, noises, irritating noise, irritating, noises, alarm, alarms, alarm system, alarm clock, alarm clocks, dream, dreams, dreaming, fantasy, buzz, buzzes, buzzing, interrupt, interrupts, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, wake, wakes, waking, wake up, wakes up, waking up, nightmare, nightmares, real life
Tags:gun nut, gun nuts, gun, guns, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening, frightened, wake, wakes, waking, wake up, wakes up, waking up, trophy, trophies, trophy hunter, trophy hunters, trophy hunting, shoot, shoots, shooting, startle, startles, startling, prank, pranks, pranking, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, annoying, annoy, annoys, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, hunter, hunters, hunting
"Your 2 am is here."
Tags:up all night, baby, babies, infant, infants, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, sleepless night, sleepless nights, crying baby, crying babies, cry, cries, scream, screams, screaming, screaming baby, screaming babies, shriek, shrieks, sobbing, colic, wake up, wakes up, waking up, appointment, appointments
A vampire wakes up to find a bat in his stocking.
Tags:christmas morning, christmas mornings, christmas day, anticipate, anticipates, anticipating, anticipation, merry christmas, happy christmas, vampire, vampires, perspective, perspectives, perspective shift, stocking, stockings, hung by the chimney, wake up, wakes up, waking up, gift, gifts, present, presents
'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'
"All right―what's the trouble this time?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, monster, monsters, nightmare, nightmares, cry, cries, crying, crying infants, boy who cried wolf, irritated, irritation, irritations, irritating, scream, screams, screaming, wail, wails, wailing, false alarm, false alarms, justified, justification, monster in the closet, monsters in the closet, wake, wakes, wake up, wakes up, waking up, frighten, frightens, frightened, frightening, monstrous, scare, scares, scary, horror, horrors, horrific, fear, fears
'I like waking up every morning to see what opportunities and challenges the new day holds for me.'