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"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."
"The reason I'm singing the national anthem, Steve, is that I'm signing off now."
Tags:couple, couples, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, marriages, divorce, divorces, split-up, splitting-up, split up, splitting up, break-up, breaking-up, break up breaking up, leaving, leave, walk out, walking out, national anthem, singing the national anthem, national anthems, leaving home, lazy, laziness, sign off, signing off, end of the show, end of the program, end of the programme, domestic, domestic argument, domestic argument, spousal dispute, marital fight, giving up, given up
Deer crossing the road holding a mobile phone.
Tags:deer, deers, crossing, crossing, warning, warnings, sign, signs, warning sign, warning signs, mobile, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, traffic, delay, delays, drive, drives, driving, engrossed, not paying attention, attention, paying attention, focus, focused, accident, accidents, walk out, walking out, road awareness
"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."
Tags:secede, secedes, secession, marriage, marriages, divorce, divorces, divorcing, walk out, walking out, apology, apologies, leave, leaves, wife, wives, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, split up, splitting up, last straw, ex-wife, ex-wives, ex-husband, civil war, american civil war, federal government, federalism, union
"Look, I've tried quiet diplomacy to gain my freedom, but it just hasn't worked."
Tags:divorce, relationships, diplomacy, walk out, walks out, walking out, divorces, divorcing, freedom, gain your freedom, gaining your freedom, diplomatic solution, diplomatic solutions, irreconcilable difference, irreconcilable differences, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, mankoff
"I feel like Doris is divorcing me for all the wrong reasons."
Tags:divorce, divorces, divorcing, walk out, walks out, walking out, split up, splitting up, wrong reason, wrong reasons, second-guess, second-guesses, second-guessing, mansplain, mansplains, mansplaining, divorce court, reason, reasons, cheater, cheaters, adulterer, adulterers, ex--husband, ex-wife, ex-wives
A cat walks out, leaving a man in a ball of yarn.
Tags:cat, cats, walk out, split up, divorce, break up, broke up, broken up, breaking up, divorces, divorced, split, marriage, unhappy marriage, run away, moving out, move out, relationships, stuck, trapped, trap, hairball, hair ball, fur ball, fur, tied up, pet, pets, owner, pet owner, yarn, coughed up
"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."
"Hey! How about giving me some benchmarks?"
'You never had it so good! Just wait! You'll come crawling back to me!'
"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."
Tags:divorce, divorces, divorcing, divorcee, divorcees, young and restless, leave, leaves, leaving, walk out, walks out, walking out, parent, parents, father, fathers, dad, dads, mother, mother, mom, moms, mum, mums, rich man, rich men, rich person, rich people, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, worry, worries, worrying
"So soon? But we've barely scratched the surface of our discontent."
Tags:discontent, surface, marital fight, marital fights, scratched the surface, leaving home, relationships, shakespeare, literary, william shakespeare, discontent, fight, fights, argument, arguments, row, rows, spouse, spouses, walk out, walks out, walking out, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spat, spats, divorce, divorces, move out, moves out, moving out, last straw, richard iii, disagreement, disagreements, mankoff
"For God's sake, Edgar, get up- I'm leaving you!"
Tags:couple, couples, bad relationship, break-up, breaking-up, bad relationships, split up, splitting up, split-up, splitting-up, break up, breaking up, break-up, breaking-up, divorce, divorces, divorced, walk out, walking out, lazy, laziness, tired, tiredness, sleepy, sleepiness, leave, leaving, abandon, abandoning, frustrated, frustrations, frustration, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, layabout, layabouts
Go get'em bro.
Tags:alien, aliens, spaceship, spaceships, spacecraft, spacecrafts, walk, walks, walking, walk out, walking out, extra-terrestial, extraterrestials, fire hydrant, fire hydrants, encourage, encouraging, encouragement, support, supports, supporting, supporter, supporters, go get'em, attack, attacks, attacking, stranger, strangers, introduce, introducing, introduction, introductions
The Very Last Dinosaur
A businessman gives a beggar his briefcase.
Tags:executives, money, psychology, economy, charity, businessmen, panhandle, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beg, begs, begging, briefcase, briefcases, white collar, white collar worker, white collar workers, quit, quits, quitting, walk out, walks out, walking out, happiness, key to happiness, key to success, personal success, mankoff
"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."
Tags:divorce, divorces, divorcing, divorced, separation, separations, walk out, walks out, walking out, leave, leaves, leaving, husband, husbands, wife, wives, luggage, baggage, suitcase, suitcases, style, stylish, picky, choosy, fashionista, fashionistas, attractive, move out, moves out, moving out, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break-up, breaks up, breaking up
"You're gonna be the man of the house now-you need to protect your mother and sister."
Tags:family, child, kid, kids, baby, babies, infant, infants, toddler, toddlers, high chair, high-chair, walk out, walk-out, walked out, man of the house, man of the family, patriarch, parenting, parental, gender roles, masculinity, toxic masculinity, gun, guns, hand gun, handgun, hand-gun, protect, protecting, protection, ludicrous, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, leave, leaving, left, broken home, broken family, broken families
"I guess I'm just unlucky in love. My first wife left me...and the second one won't!"
"You can't leave, Alice - you're the only thing keeping me from quitting my job, taking up golf, and living off the equity in the house."
Tags:wife, wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, walk out, walks out, walking out, equity, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, job, jobs, quit, quits, quitting, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, leave, leaves, leaving, split up, splitting up, break up, breaks up, breaking up, empty threat, empty threats, single, newly single, single life
Post-it Notes Strike.
"I'm leaving you Stu, and I'm taking these catalogues for a new suitcase with me."
"This suit is more of a European cut."
Tags:suit, suits, fashion, fashions, europe, europeans, strike, striking, union, unions, unionise, unionize, industrial action, industrial actions, walk out, walking out, capitalism, capitalist, socialism, socialist, socialists, social democract, france, french, america, america vs europe, european suits, european fashion, cut, cuts
"O.K., leave me, but just remember, if you do I'm coming with you."