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"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."
"The reason I'm singing the national anthem, Steve, is that I'm signing off now."
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"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."
Tags:secede, secedes, secession, marriage, marriages, divorce, divorces, divorcing, walk out, walking out, apology, apologies, leave, leaves, wife, wives, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, split up, splitting up, last straw, ex-wife, ex-wives, ex-husband, ex-husbands, civil war, american civil war, federal government, federalism, union
"Look, I've tried quiet diplomacy to gain my freedom, but it just hasn't worked."
Tags:divorce, relationships, diplomacy, walk out, walks out, walking out, divorces, divorcing, freedom, gain your freedom, gaining your freedom, diplomatic solution, diplomatic solutions, irreconcilable difference, irreconcilable differences, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, mankoff
"I feel like Doris is divorcing me for all the wrong reasons."
Tags:divorce, divorces, divorcing, walk out, walks out, walking out, split up, splitting up, wrong reason, wrong reasons, second-guess, second-guesses, second-guessing, mansplain, mansplains, mansplaining, divorce court, reason, reasons, cheater, cheaters, adulterer, adulterers, ex--husband, ex-husbands, ex-wife, ex-wives
A cat walks out, leaving a man in a ball of yarn.
Tags:cat, cats, walk out, split up, divorce, break up, broke up, broken up, breaking up, divorces, divorced, split, marriage, unhappy marriage, run away, moving out, move out, relationships, stuck, trapped, trap, hairball, hair ball, fur ball, fur, tied up, pet, pets, owner, pet owner, yarn, coughed up
"Hey! How about giving me some benchmarks?"
'You never had it so good! Just wait! You'll come crawling back to me!'
"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."
Tags:divorce, divorces, divorcing, divorcee, divorcees, young and restless, leave, leaves, leaving, walk out, walks out, walking out, parent, parents, father, fathers, dad, dads, mother, mother, mom, moms, mum, mums, rich man, rich men, rich person, rich people, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, worry, worries, worrying
"So soon? But we've barely scratched the surface of our discontent."
Tags:discontent, surface, marital fight, marital fights, scratched the surface, leaving home, relationships, shakespeare, literary, william shakespeare, discontent, fight, fights, argument, arguments, row, rows, spouse, spouses, walk out, walks out, walking out, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spat, spats, divorce, divorces, move out, moves out, moving out, last straw, richard iii, disagreement, disagreements, mankoff
"For God's sake, Edgar, get up- I'm leaving you!"
Tags:couple, couples, bad relationship, break-up, breaking-up, bad relationships, split up, splitting up, split-up, splitting-up, break up, breaking up, break-up, breaking-up, divorce, divorces, divorced, walk out, walking out, lazy, laziness, tired, tiredness, sleepy, sleepiness, leave, leaving, abandon, abandoning, frustrated, frustrations, frustration, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, layabout, layabouts
The Very Last Dinosaur
A businessman gives a beggar his briefcase.
Tags:executives, money, psychology, economy, charity, businessmen, panhandle, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beg, begs, begging, briefcase, briefcases, white collar, white collar worker, white collar workers, quit, quits, quitting, walk out, walks out, walking out, happiness, key to happiness, key to success, personal success, mankoff
"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."
Tags:divorce, divorces, divorcing, divorced, separation, separations, walk out, walks out, walking out, leave, leaves, leaving, husband, husbands, wife, wives, luggage, baggage, suitcase, suitcases, style, stylish, picky, choosy, fashionista, fashionistas, attractive, move out, moves out, moving out, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break-up, breaks up, breaking up
"I guess I'm just unlucky in love. My first wife left me...and the second one won't!"
"You're gonna be the man of the house now-you need to protect your mother and sister."
Tags:family, child, kid, kids, baby, babies, infant, infants, toddler, toddlers, high chair, high-chair, walk out, walk-out, walked out, man of the house, man of the family, patriarch, parenting, parental, gender, gender roles, gender stereotypes, masculinity, toxic masculinity, gun, guns, hand gun, handgun, hand-gun, protect, protecting, protection, ludicrous, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, leave, leaving, left, broken home, broken family, broken families
Post-it Notes Strike.
"You can't leave, Alice - you're the only thing keeping me from quitting my job, taking up golf, and living off the equity in the house."
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"This suit is more of a European cut."
Tags:suit, suits, fashion, fashions, europe, europeans, strike, striking, union, unions, unionise, unionize, industrial action, industrial actions, walk out, walking out, capitalism, capitalist, socialism, socialist, socialists, social democract, france, french, america, america vs europe, european suits, european fashion, cut, cuts
"O.K., leave me, but just remember, if you do I'm coming with you."
"Ah, the return of the Incredible Hulk."
Tags:welcome, welcome home, welcoming, welcoming home, rude, rudeness, nasty, nastiness, mean, meanness, fishwives, fishwife, wife, wives, unhappy, husband, husbands, suitcase, suitcases, walk out, walk-out, married life, marriage, married, married couple, couple, couples, argue, argument, anger, angry, bully, bullying, bullied, patronise, patronize, patronised, patronized
"No she won't. She left her ring on the table."
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"Et tu, Baxter?"
"I said it was Schubert, he said it was Schumann, I turned out to be right, he felt threatened, and I haven't seen him since."
Tags:mansplain, mansplains, mansplains, know-it-all, know-it-alls, schubert, composer, composers, threaten, threatened, threatening, walk out, walks out, walking out, smart woman, smart women, threatened, threatening, toxic masculinity, threat, threats, feminist, feminists, feminism, strong woman, strong women, smart woman, smart women, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splits up, splitting up, bad date, bad dates, single life, single woman, single women
"Damn it, Maureen! You just don't break up a winning combination!"
Tags:winning combination, winning combinations, combination, combinations, combo, combos, walk out, walks out, walking out, lucky horseshoe, lucky horseshoes, loser, losers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, couple, couples, toxic relationship, toxic relationships, hope, hopes, aspiration, aspirations