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"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."
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superhero, superheroes, walk, walks, walkies, walking, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, fly, flies, flying, human flight, go out, goes out, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog person, dog people, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, beg, begs, begging, animal trainer, animal trainers, dog walker, dog walkers, dog trainer, dog trainers"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."
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science, pets, consumerism, bargain, bargains, bargain price, bargain prices, genetics, genes, amoeba, amoebas, pet, new pet, new pets, walk, walks, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, exercise, exercises, exercising, neighborhood walk, neighbourhood walks, ugly, ugly pet, ugly pets, microbiologist, microbiologists, microbiology, mankoffA king watches a man walk a dog.
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dog, dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, dog person, dog people, walk the dog, walking the dog, dog walking, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, coronavirus pandemic, covid-19 pandemic, covid 19 pandemic, public health crisis, global health crisis, social distancing, social distanced, socially distanced, socially distance, physical distancing, quarantine, lockdown, lockdowns, stay-at-home order, stay-at-home orders, shelter-in-place, shelter-in-place order, shelter-in-place orders"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"
'Walkies!'
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walk, walks, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, dog, dogs, role reversal, role reversals, formal wear, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, tux, tuxedo, tuxedos, top hat, top hats, go out, goes out, going out, beg, begs, begging, walkies'I tell you, the guy's a total control freak!'
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control, control freak, puppet, puppets, dog, dogs, pet, pets, obedience, dog obedience, dog walkers, dog walking, dog walker, walkies, walking the dog, walk the dog, control freaks, lead, leads, controller, in charge, boss, bosses, manager, taskmaster, tough boss, owner"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."
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walking you through it, internet, webcams, security, surfing, technology, pets, dogs, walk, leash, training, train, trains, walking, lead, leads, leashes, walks, pet, dog, walking the dog, walk the dog, it, double click, old dog new tricks'If I don't walk him every day, he gets so depressed.' (dog talking to another dog).
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walk, walks, walk the dog, walking the dog, dog owner, dog owners, pet, pets, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, depressed, depression, talk, talks, mental health, walking"I love the sketch of the invisible owner!"
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dog, dogs, theaters, theater, mime, mimes, sketch, sketches, sketch comedy, sketch comedies, invisible man, dog owner, dog owners, walking the dog, walk the dog, walks the dog, dog walking, dog walker, dog walkers, miming, pantomime, pantomimes, pantomiming, live theater, live theatre, invisible hand, invisile hands"Well, then, how about letting our dogs have sex?"
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flirt, flirts, flirting, flirtation, flirtations, dog park, dog parks, park, parks, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, dog walker, dog walkers, casual sex, harassment, harasser, harassers, dog, dogs, animal lover, animal lovers, icebreaker, icebreakers, ice breaker, ice breakers, conversation, make conversation, making conversation, chat up, chats up, chatting up, pickup line, pickup lines, pick-up line'Walk with me.'
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dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, walk the dog, walking the dog, dog walker, dog walkers, walk, walks, walking, walkies, work, worker, workers, working, employee, employees, employer, employers, staff, staffing, job, jobs, manager, managers, management, boss"His bark is bigger than his bite."
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bark, barks, barking, dog, dogs, bite, bites, biting, attack, attacks, attacking, woof, woofs, threaten, threatens, threatening, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scary, scaring, walk the dog, walking the dog, walks the dog, dog walker, dog walkers'He's my personal trainer.'
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dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, walk the dog, walking the dog, dog walker, dog walkers, walk, walks, walking, walkies, trainer, trainers, train, trains, stick, sticks, chase, chases, personal trainer, personal trainers'I did the best I could, but there's just nothing in the budget for more walks.'
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pets, business, managment, budget, office, dog for a walk, walk the dog, budgets, pet, pet dog, pet dogs, dog, dogs, domestic pet, domestic pets, walkies, walk, walking, worker, working like a dog, hard days night'I found him on the internet.'
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pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, walk the dog, walking the dog, dog walker, dog walkers, walk, walks, walking, walkies, internet, online, online service, online servicesA dog asks to be walked as the owner leaves for work.
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dog walking, dog walker, dog walkers, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, leash, leashes, lead, leads, ask, asks, asking, walkies, tats, going tats, take a walk, takes a walk, taking a walk'He's developed a taste for the classics.'
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classic, classics, dog, dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, walk the dog, walking the dog, dog walker, dog walkers, walk, walks, walking, audiobook, audiobooks, audio book, audio books, classical, headphone, headphones, band, bands"Excuse me, Ed, but I stopped enjoying this walk about 5 minutes ago."
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