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"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."
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A superhero dog asks to be walked.
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"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."
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A king watches a man walk a dog.
"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"
Before you ask...he's a neopolitan mastiff.
A man and his dog both wear cones.
'I tell you, the guy's a total control freak!'
"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."
'If I don't walk him every day, he gets so depressed.' (dog talking to another dog).
Thinking "Inside the Box."
"I love the sketch of the invisible owner!"
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"Well, then, how about letting our dogs have sex?"
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'Walk with me.'
"His bark is bigger than his bite."
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'He's my personal trainer.'
'I did the best I could, but there's just nothing in the budget for more walks.'
'I found him on the internet.'
A dog asks to be walked as the owner leaves for work.
'He's developed a taste for the classics.'
"Excuse me, Ed, but I stopped enjoying this walk about 5 minutes ago."
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"Who knew they made dog thongs?"
'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'
'This way I keep the law and don't get grossed out.'