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"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."
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A superhero dog asks to be walked.
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"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."
Tags:science, pets, consumerism, bargain, bargains, bargain price, bargain prices, genetics, genes, amoeba, amoebas, pet, new pet, new pets, walk, walks, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, exercise, exercises, exercising, neighborhood walk, neighbourhood walks, ugly, ugly pet, ugly pets, microbiologist, microbiologists, microbiology, mankoff
A king watches a man walk a dog.
"Right now, I'm walking the dog."
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"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"
"Whaddya gonna do? It's an act of dog."
Before you ask...he's a neopolitan mastiff.
A man and his dog both wear cones.
'I tell you, the guy's a total control freak!'
"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."
'If I don't walk him every day, he gets so depressed.' (dog talking to another dog).
Thinking "Inside the Box."
"I love the sketch of the invisible owner!"
Tags:dog, dogs, theaters, theater, mime, mimes, sketch, sketches, sketch comedy, sketch comedies, invisible man, dog owner, dog owners, walking the dog, walk the dog, walks the dog, dog walking, dog walker, dog walkers, miming, pantomime, pantomimes, pantomiming, live theater, live theatre, invisible hand, invisile hands
"Well, then, how about letting our dogs have sex?"
Tags:flirt, flirts, flirting, flirtation, flirtations, dog park, dog parks, park, parks, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, dog walker, dog walkers, casual sex, harassment, harasser, harassers, dog, dogs, animal lover, animal lovers, icebreaker, icebreakers, ice breaker, ice breakers, conversation, make conversation, making conversation, chat up, chats up, chatting up, pickup line, pickup lines, pick-up line
'Walk with me.'
"His bark is bigger than his bite."
Tags:bark, barks, barking, dog, dogs, bite, bites, biting, attack, attacks, attacking, woof, woofs, threaten, threatens, threatening, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scary, scaring, walk the dog, walking the dog, walks the dog, dog walker, dog walkers
'He's my personal trainer.'
'I did the best I could, but there's just nothing in the budget for more walks.'
'I found him on the internet.'
A dog asks to be walked as the owner leaves for work.
'He's developed a taste for the classics.'
"Excuse me, Ed, but I stopped enjoying this walk about 5 minutes ago."
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"Who knew they made dog thongs?"