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"Well, if it isn't the dawn of civilization."
'Look at your father. See what happens when you lift with your back instead of your legs?'
"It's called 'bipedalism' -- It'll do wonders for our productivity!"
"That's amazing! Didn't Mr. Perez used to walk all bent over? How'd you cure him?"
'By standing upright, we free our hands for...creating civilization.'
"Good guess, Ms. Silva, but homo erectus was the first man to walk upright!"