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The Walking Fred
"That one just paid off college! Let's eat his brains!"
'Uh-oh, here comes the all-nighter crew.'
"I shamble five miles every day."
"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."
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Nutrition classes for zombies.
After the whole 'Zombie apocalypse' debacle, God fires Death.
The Walking TED Talk.
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Man buying facial tissue in grocery store see zombie buying brain tissue.
"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."
'It's the walking dead!'
The Walking Dread
"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"
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'What? This is still a dead language, right?'
"You think you have it tough? I'm a zombie who feeds on brains, and I live in Washington DC."
The Walking Fred
"Brrroccollliii...brrroccollliii...I told you I was a vegetarian when we met, Dwayne, so get over it!"
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'You're a zombie, Carl, now take off that stupid hat and act like one!'
World's Greatest Dead
"We pay the living dead wage."
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'You can come back as a zombie OR a ghost, Randy, but not both.'
Dracula gets a clean bill of death.
'He's moody, cynical, lazy and talks back. Harriet, it's just not easy raising the dead.'