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Mistaken Identity Theft
"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."
Tags:quality, qualities, quantity, quantities, money-driven, money-grubbing, money-grubber, money-grubbers, trophy wife, trophy wives, rich, rich husband, rich husbands, marry for money, marrying for money, wordplay, play on words, pun, puns, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, wealthy, wealth, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, gossip, gossips, gossiping, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, bank account, bank accounts, wallet, wallets, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes
'I wish he'd carry a wallet like everyone else.'
Tags:pirate, pirates, piracy, pirating, pirated, treasure, treasures, treasure chests, treasure chest, chest, chests, wallet, wallets, carry, carrying, carried, carries, carrier, carriers, heavy, heaviest, heavier, gold, golds, journey, bank, banks, desert, deserts, deserted, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"If you're being raptured, throw me your wallet."
Tags:religion, religious, rapture, raptured, going to heaven, christian, christians, christianity, evangelicalism, fundamentalist, poor, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, tramp, tramps, homeless, homeless person, homeless people, wallet, wallets, money, cash, man, men, businessman, businessmen, rich, wealthy, well-off, pentecostal, pentecostals, pentecostalism
"Wait. . . is my wallet in my phone or is my phone in my wallet?"
Tags:digital wallet service, digital wallet services, mobile payment, mobile payments, mobile payment method, mobile payment methods, mobile wallet, mobile wallets, payment method, payment methods, wallet, wallets, smartphone, smartphones, cellphone, cellphones, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, technological advances, technological advancements
"Is that skin Marc Jacobs?"
'You won't believe where that old guy keeps pictures. In his wallet!'
"Never, ever, drink on an empty wallet."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, wallet, wallets, empty wallet, empty wallets, broke, poor, unable to pay, poverty, never, angry, anger, tell-off, lecture, lectures, lecturing, word play, wordplay, cliche, cliches
Bank Fees - A claw comes out of the cash machine and pinches a customers wallet.
'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'
Coat check and wallet check.
'Give me your money. No, not the entire wallet, just swipe your credit card.'
'This operation should remove the swelling in your wallet - I mean, knee.'
Computer acronyms for rich people.
"The procedure begins with a local anesthetic to your wallet."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, bill, bills, billing, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, wallet, wallets, medical billing, operation, operations, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, anesthetic, anaesthetic, anesthesia, anaesthesia
From The Makers Of Wonderbra: WonderWallet
Tags:brassiere, underwear, play on words, word play, word-play, push-up, push up, impress, impressive, deceive, deceiving, looks can be deceiving, appearance, appearances, reassure, reassurances, reassuring, merchandise, merch, merchandising, consumerism, ad, ads, advertising, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, wallet, wallets, sales, salesman
Bob finds God's wallet, and for one crazy moment, considers keeping it.
"Watch my purse, okay?"
Bill Gates' wallet.
'Your wallet's being stolen. It's good you came in when it first started bothering you. We've caught it early.'
"Nothing to worry about, I just need to make a small incision to..."
'Great! Now I don't even have any walkin-around-bitchin'-about-not-having-any-money, money.'
'Of course I have my soft side. I carry photos of my loved ones in my wallet. This one is of my accountant.'
'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'