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Global warming forcing wildlife out of natural habitats.
"I am the walrus!"
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"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."
"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"
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Those people who shot me full of tranquilizers weren't zoologists. They were dentists
A walrus's tusks are melting like icicles in the sun
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"It's teeth whitening."
"Everybody says that without the specs I look like Grover Cleveland and with them I look like Theodore Roosevelt."
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'Dude, you really need braces.'
"Here come the suits."
Meet the Beetles
"You've got some food or something in your moustache."
'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'
'Don't worry Hal, I think if you pour salt on them, they completely shrivel up.'
'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'
"Is that a Mid-Atlantic accent?"
Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.
"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"
Walrus brushing its teeth.
'Well, this is embarrassing.'
'Wow, he must be very rich: he has a gold tusk...'
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"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"
"Both my tusks fell off, so I turned them into a Nunchaku: Still want to fight me?"
Penguin uses walrus as a trampoline.