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"Your faucet is running."
Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.
After 39 years and 11 months of stubbornly wandering the desert, Moses' wife decides to ask for directions to the promised land,
'He's at that stage where he tends to wander.'
"Not all who wander are lost. Some of us are intoxicated."
"You misunderstood, sir. I'm not everyman - I'm no man."
A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.
"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"
"'Wandering Albatross' is what humans call us. In fact, I know exactly where I'm going at all times..."
'Well, did you open a door to see if he wanders back out?'