Wants Cartoons and Comics

"Do I want the job? Huh, I never thought about it like that."

In your dreams, ladies.

"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"

Dialogue about the relationship.

"The gods want olive oil, but it has to be virgin olive oil."

"I would like a will prepared... nine to be exact."

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

'You know what your problem is, Bob? You need to stop dreaming about cold beers and beautiful women and LIVE IN THE MOMENT!'

"Captain, we're headed straight toward a big gaping hole of needs!"

'I don't ask for much, all I want is more.'

Childcrap

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

'Why are they called the opposite sex?'

"My husband, of course, will want a den."

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'Do I have to say a prayer even if I don't need anything?'

The Government is anxious that all patients be more involved in the management of the NHS

(Diamonds shining, … Dancing, dining, …with some man in a restaurant. Is that all you really want?) (Are you making this up?) (Unsophisticated Lady)

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

Dr Christmas

"I'd like the usual: a good job, nice home, loving wife, two kids, toast and coffee."

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

Angry Santa Claus.

"What do you get the person who wants everything?"

A dog looks longingly into a butcher shop and a woman looks longingly into a shoe store.