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'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'
"You don't bring a fife to a gunfight."
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"Fellow Kurds! Trump has betrayed his. His fealty to Erdoğan leaves us abandoned while Saudi Arabia gets more military support."
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Operation Desert StormThe Desk Accessories
Tags:military, desert storm, operation, operations, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, desk, desks, desk accessory, desk accessories, stationery, gulf war, first gulf war, kuwait, iraq, saudi arabia, missile, missiles, weapon, weapons, general, generals, war, wars, conflict, conflicts, george h.w. bush, president bush, bush sr., bush senior
'News from the battlefield, sire. Our army was declared victorious. However, the Huns have challenged that rulling and it is currently under review...'
'I don't think you completely grasp the situation here, Francois...'
"I just got a great idea for a war."
"As far as I'm concerned, we didn't get out a moment too soon."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, heaven, angel, angels, earth, planet earth, humanity, humans, environmental destruction, natural disaster, natural disasters, global warming, climate change, deforestation, rising sea levels, war, wars, fighting, politics, poverty, hunger, starvation, disease, pollution, social problems, social issues, social ills, not a moment too soon, escaped, no regrets, good timing
Danger!! Do not feed or put your hands through the bars.
Tags:zoo, zoos, dont feed the animals, dangerous animal, dangerous animals, john r. bolton, john bolton, bolton, politician, politicians, national security advisor, national security, war, war with iran, iran, foreign policy, diplomacy, international diplomacy, undiplomatic, international politics, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trumps administration, dangerous man, dangerous men, danger, danger sign, danger signs, warning, warning signs, warning sign
Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple
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"Is Portugal still friendly?"
Brig. Gen. Matt Gandhi (no relation)
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"Don't make me come down there!"
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"Put simply, the mission is to discover a potential enemy who could justify our three-hundred-billion-dollar defense budget."
Tags:military, general, generals, armed forces, war, wars, battle, battles, soldier, soldiers, officer, officers, military spending, military budget, defense, defence, defense budget, defence budget, usa, united states, america, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents
"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."
"How can they possibly hope to defeat us when their generals have such small hats?"
"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, lovers, lover, love lost, owl and pussycat, poem, poems, poet, poets, poetry, story, storybook, stories, book, books, owl, cat, owls, cats, turkey, turkeys, rat, rats, nonsense, silly, kids, kid, child, children, breakup, breakups, war, military, soldier, soldiers
"I wish Donald Rumsfeld had a hobby."
'I never should have left the circus.'
'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'
The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)
"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"
"Where did we go wrong, Mother? Where did we go wrong?"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, mrs. claus, mother christmas, santa's wife, elf, elves, santa's workshop, the north pole, weapon, weapons, arms, bomb, bombs, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, tank, tanks, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, war, wars, conflict, conflict, violence, military, militarisation, militarization, arms race, armaments, modern life
"I don't know about other paranoids but my enemies have armies."
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"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."