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"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."
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'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'
"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."
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'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'
"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."
"Then, after you've starved the villagers into submission, you can bring in your interrogation team…."
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"Here's some cash. Run to the toy store and hurry."
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'Ok, do you want to be shirts or skins?'
'Gentlemen! The negotiating table is not the place for war games!'
"We got winners!"
Weapons against intelligence
"Fancy a game of Risk?"
'They're all leaving...'
'Yes, we do have some Taliban soldiers somewhere, but we'll have to root them out.'
'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'
'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'
'Alright, who detonated the thermonuclear paintball bomb?'
'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'
'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'
'I know whose team I want to be on!'
'Not only did I not invite that thing, he's definitely shooting hot!!'
'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'