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"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"
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'I lost my leg during the great war serving as captain's table.'
"Been injured in battle? Tripped or fell? You may be entitled to compensation."
"Both of you shut up and thank God you're not me."
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'I took a bottle cap to the groin during the Cola Wars.'
'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'
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"As usual, Sitting Bull's brother, Sitting Duck, was the first to be wounded..."
'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'
'Can I order the sheet music for Ravel's Piano Concerto for the left hand?'
"Whose bright idea was it to cut out the middleman and just bomb us with medical supplies?"
'Company wargames weekend 1986.'
'Oh, it's just an old wound from the War on Poverty.'
'Doctor, I've been having problems swallowing lately.'
'Looks like black Cocker scars...right?'
'Honey, this is my Uncle Duggie . . . he lost most of his DNA during the war.'
'Wounds from battles? Oh, no -- I used to live next to a golf course.'
'Don't listen to him - He didn't lose it in Iraq - He's a manx!'
One legged men.
'Mum, Grandad's been showing me his shrapnel again.'
Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.
Peace in Our Time
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