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'Before you're released, would you mind taking our exit survey?'
"I'd like to talk to the warden about rescheduling my debt to society."
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'Did you see his face when I asked for his hunting license?'
'What makes you think he's getting special treatment?'
"That's doctor inmate #2264."
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Dating the Warden
Make Your Own Micro Wildlife Refuge
"Can I get that to go?"
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"For the last time, I'm the Principal not the Warden."
"For the last time, I'm the principal not the Warden."
'I want to see the prison dentist... you've been giving me too much crusty-bread and not enough water!'
Warden offers flashlight for ill-conceived prison break.
White-Collar Chain Gang
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"I wish you'd get into the spirit of this thing, Brewster!"
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'The traffic wardens around here are absolute b**tards.'
This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.
"I'd feel better about your references if they weren't all from your wardens."
"Yes, they are proud of me. I'm the first person in the family to get time off for good behavior."
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"We truly regret that you were unjustly imprisoned for 63 years, and we're sure you'll enjoy your new-found freedom."
Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.
Plastic bag leaves
'The warden gives me complete freedom of speech. It just has limited circulation.'
"And in here, they're 'cells' not 'cubicles'."
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'Three letters of recommendation - do you have any from anyone other than your former wardens?'
"Do you realise who I AM?"