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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.
"Polly needs some time alone."
Tags:parrot, parrots, polly the parrot, third person, talk, talks, talking, talking in the third person, closet, closets, cupboard, cupboards, wardrobe, wardrobes, time alone, alone time, space, thinking time, solitary, solitude, miserable, think, thinks, thinking, contemplate, contemplates, work things out, go over things, pet, pets, instruct, instructs, instructing
"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."
"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"
Tags:wife, wives, husband, husbands, corona, coronavirus, covid, covid-19, quarantine, quarantines, quarantining, pandemic, pandemics, lock, locks, locking, wardrobe, wardrobes, bicker, bickers, bickering, argue, argues, arging, marriage problems, marriage issues, relationship problems, lock away, locked away
Yard Sale at the Romneys'
'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'
'Fortunately, we were able to do away with our office 'Silly Hat', day.'
"My first choice college should have lots of closet space."
'Aww criminy, Elaine... Did you even look at the dry cleaning when you picked it up?'
Skeletons in the "California Closet"
Tags:skeleton, skeletons, dead body, dead bodies, bones, bone, skull, skulls, skeletons in the closet, baggage, emotional baggage, past, past indiscretions, secret, secrets, sordid secrets, closet, closets, furniture company, furniture companies, organised, organized, wardrobe, wardrobes, walk in wardrobe, walk in wardrobes
"If I may speak frankly, Estella, the fall fashions frighten me."
Tags:fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashion forward, fashionista, fashionistas, fashion design, fashion designer, fashion designers, wardrobe, wardrobes, high fashion, high fashions, fashion trend, fashion trends, fall fashion, fall fashions, fashion week, fashion weeks, trends, trend, trendy, style, stylish, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wives, wife, married life, frightened, frighten, afraid, scared, haute couture, criticism, honesty, honest, frank conversation, honest advice, honest conversation, honest conversations, feedback
"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."
Tags:fashion, fashion sense, trend, trends, fad, fads, style, styles, personal style, men's clothing, men's fashion, clothing, clothes, classic, classic pieces, items, classic items, item, piece, wardrobe, wardrobes, ascot, ascots, tie, ties, top hat, top hats, fashionable, trendsetter, trendsetters, homeless, hobo, hobos, bum, bums, stylist, stylists, urban, personal appearance
"Read me the story again about the closet monster."
Tags:monster, monsters, monster under the bed, childhood phobia, childhood phobias, childhood, childhoods, nightmare, nightmares, night horror, night horrors, night scare, night scares, night terror, night terrors, closet, closets, wardrobe, wardrobes, bedroom, imagination, imaginations, imaginary friend, imaginary friends
"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."
Tags:fashions, fashion, fashionable, women, woman, clothe, clothes, wardrobe, wardrobes, nothing to wear, outfir, outfits, dress, dresses, skirt, skirts, mini skirt, mini, midi, midi skirt, maxi, maxi dress, maxi skirt, fashionista, fashion faux pas, worry, worried, worrying, girl, girls, fashion advice, advice, help, fashion help, how to dress, well dressed, well-dressed
The Lady or the Tiger or the Closet?
Jim Receives A Note Under The Door And Is Intrigued, Especially Because It's The Closet Door
'There's a gastroenterologist in my closet.'
'Yes, we even have shoe shopping. We just refer to it as 'sole' searching.'
'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'
"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"
How to read the dress code?
A horse contemplates what to wear
"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."
Tags:remote control, remote controls, remote, remotes, lost remote, lost remote control, tv remote, tv remotes, remote controllers, remote controller, lost, lose, losing, misplace, forget, forgetful, exaggeration, hyperbole, unicorn, unicorns, modern life, wardrobe, wardrobes, armoire, armoires, closet, closets, fantasy, adventure, adventures, fantasy adventure, fantasy adventures, journey, hero's journey, quest, quests, magic quests, c. s. lewis, literature, literary reference, literary references, clicker, clickers, tv clicker, tv clickers
"See? No one's in the closet. It was just a dream. Your boss isn't out to get you."
Joe's Clothes Dated Him.