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'I wish I had learned more trivia.'
'I'll be back to address your needs as soon as the Government's White paper has identified what they are!'
'They wanted to meet you. This is the family of 'Mongo,' the pig who donated the valve to you.'
Golf cart in the hospital.
'. . . This breaking news just in: Police are on the lookout for a man who just escaped from the mental hospital. . . they say he's completely psychotic and dangerous, and he may believe he's a T.V. news anchor. . .'
He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.
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'You could go home tomorrow, but it will take the plumber three days to disconnect you.'
Hospital Directory: You are supposed to be here.
'She's a nurse in the childrens' ward.'
'Is this hospital any good for scarlet fever?'
Pole Dancing on the Chemo Ward.
'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'
"I try not to judge my doctors by the art work in their waiting rooms."
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'This one was real stubborn. Had to up his medication three times before he'd agree to sign the liability waver.'
"You're doing fine. The only side effect is that part of you is now my intellectual property."
'You haven't touched your lunch.'
"The IT budget wouldn't run to a laptop."
'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'
'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'
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'The good news is that we can cure you. The bad news is the cure is worse than the disease.'
Outpatient recovery lot
'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'