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'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'
The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.
'I don't think you completely grasp the situation here, Francois...'
Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple
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"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."
'I never should have left the circus.'
"You mean what we did just then was an actual war?"
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"Me and the guys admire how confident you are in your masculinity."
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"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."
"Is this legal?"
"Do you have any hand sanitizer."
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"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."
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Two protesters; one is holding a sign that reads "No War" while the other is holding a sign that reads "Some war".
'Looks like someone's got some boundary issues.'
"Tell me that ain't worth 62 cents of every American dollar."
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"We found the spare key under the welcome mat."
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Night Owls v. Morning People
The New Golf
"I'll take the bottom bunk."
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"Can you put guns on it?"
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"I'm having trouble getting everyone lined up."
How to Tell if a Country Has the Bomb
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