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'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'
The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.
'I don't think you completely grasp the situation here, Francois...'
Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple
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'I never should have left the circus.'
"You mean what we did just then was an actual war?"
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"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."
"Is this legal?"
Two protesters; one is holding a sign that reads "No War" while the other is holding a sign that reads "Some war".
'Looks like someone's got some boundary issues.'
"We found the spare key under the welcome mat."
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The New Golf
"I'll take the bottom bunk."
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How to Tell if a Country Has the Bomb
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"I'm having trouble getting everyone lined up."
"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."
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"Here's the deal: we call the shots when your're young, you call the shots when we're old, and everything in between is a non-stop battle for control."
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"I do want a war, but I'd like to be asked nicely."
Dogs Attacking a Cat Castle
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"It's not good - looks like they've got a full interpretive-dance troupe."
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How's My Driving?
'Aah... nothing beats a lovely sunny day and the thwack of rock on skull...'
"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."
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