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'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'
"Well, here comes shorts weather."
You're getting warmer.
"A warming spell caught him with too much coat."
"Apparently, it has something to do with el Niño."
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Global warming in the poles
"You wanted to see me, sir?"
Tags:snowmen, snowman, snow men, snow manexecutive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, summer, summers, warm weather, melting, melting snowman, melting snowmen, fired, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment
"I'm afraid California just isn't me."
Tags:california, california lifestyle, california lifestyles, identity, identity crisis, identity crises, los angeles, la, l.a., warm weather, climate, ill-suited, underdressed, under-dressed, overdressed, overdressing, stick out, sticks out, sticking out, fit in, fits in, fitting in, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, formal attire, formal wear, dress up, dresses up, dressing up
On second thought, let's de-ice the wings.
'Don't go higher, there's a cold current...'
News Item: Hot weather dehydration can cause loss of memory.
Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'
"I hope we have whatever it is we may or may not still be allowed to call Indian summer."
Tags:indian summer, indian summers, weather phenomenon, warm weather, sunny weather, sunshine, political correctness, politically correct, political incorrectness, politically incorrect, snowflake, liberal elite, unseasonably warm, unseasonably hot, unseasonal weather, meteorology, meteorologist, meteorologists
Snowmen go on their honeymoon to Miami.
"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"
Tags:pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, good weather, nice weather, sunny, weather, summer, sunny, sunny weather, warm weather, nice day, nice days, glorious weather, glorious day, glorious days, morning, mornings, waking, up, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died
'Tell me, tell me, what are my chances?'
'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'
When I said I wanted somewhere hot I was thinking of Spain!
"My back says 'low pressure', my joints say 'cold' and my old UFC injury says 'snow'. Back to you, Katie."
Tags:weather forecast, weather forecasts, weather report, weather reports, forecast, forecasts, forecasting, low pressure, low pressure system, high pressure, high pressure system, joint, joints, joint pain, arthritis, cold weather, warm weather, snow, snows, snowing, aunt, aunts, auntie, aunty, old age, ageing, aging, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, bone, bones, anatomy
"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."
Tags:cold weather, vietnam, canada, flashback, flashbacks, scream, screams, screaming, evade, evades, evading, evasion, evasions, cold weather, warm weather, climate change, warm climate, warm climates, canadian, veteran, veterans, vietnam vet, vietnam vets, vietnam veteran, vietnam veterans, draft, drafts, evasion, draft dodge, draft dodges, draft dodging, draft dodgers, draft dodger, deferment, deferred, deferring, privilege, privileged, elite, elites
"I'd like to report a cloud."
Tags:sunshine, sunny, sunny day, sunny days, desert, deserts, desert life, desert living, warm climate, warm climates, hot climate, hot climates, hot weather, warm weather, cowboy, cowboys, cactus, cacti, cloud, clouds, cloudy day, cloudy days, blue sky, blue skies, sky, skies, emergency, emergencies, police report, police reports
'It's supposed to be in the positives today. Better flip on the AC.'
"Where's the bad winter they predicted?"
"Where do you see yourself when the hot weather hits?"
Tags:hiring, hire, hires, employment agency, employment agencies, employment, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interview question, interview questions, snowman, snowmen, winter, winter season, end of winter, melt, melts, melting, melted, warm weather, global warming, climate change, temp, temps, work temp, work temps, future, hot weather