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'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'
Ice Breakers in the wild 'which of us would you most like to eat?'
Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.
'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'
'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'
'...But Roger was a stupid and arrogant athlete who ignored warnings to stretch out properly before every race.'
'Wait! Stick him back in the freezer. Coach changed his mind. He wants us to warm up a lefty.'
"...my leash is a bit tight..."
The only warm-up you'll catch me doing is weeing in my wetsuit
Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...
Five minutes everybody.