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'I warned him. 'Don't text and drive' ... He wouldn't listen.'
"If she sings it's over."
Tags:fat lady, fat ladies, ending, endings, sing, sings, singing, over, end, ends, ending, finish, finished, finishes, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, jury, juries, witness, witnesses, witnessing, witness for the prosecution, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, warning, warnings, warn, warns
"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
Tags:guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, kid, kids, witch, witches, wicked witch, wicked witches, villain, villains, bad guy, bad guys, baddie, baddies, fairy tale, fairy tales, hansel and gretel, cholesterol, high cholesterol, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, nutrition advice, dietitian, dietitians, diet, diets, dieting, fatty food, fatty foods, health food, health foods, cannibalism, warn, warns, warning, warnings, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, bad habit, bad habits, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods
Hall of Fame.
Tags:hall of fame, cautionary tale, cautionary tales, role model, role models, exhibition, exhibitions, fable, fables, folklore, warn, warns, warning, warned, danger, dangers, example, examples, follow, follows, emulate, emulates, emulation, emulations, good behaviours, behaviour, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I warn you, Collinsworth, I'm a very determined woman."
'Oh geez, looks like this new harness has a trick release on it, so be careful there, Bob... Bob?'
Tags:window, windows, cleaner, cleaners, harness, harnesses, fall, falling, falls, fell, fallen, trick, tricks, release, released, releases, accident, accidents, accidental, care, cares, careful, warn, warns, warning, too late, seat, seats, sat, sitting, sits, cleaning, cleans, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
Tags:lemur, lemurs, primate, primates, primatologist, primatologists, primatology, lemming, lemmings, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, accident, accidents, suicidal, regret, regrets, regretting, warning, warnings, warn, warns, madagascar, soundalike, soundalikes, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, identity crisis
"Watch out for his right hook."
Tags:boxing, fighting, pirate, peg leg, eye patch, right hook, right hooks, overhand right, overhand rights, boxer, boxers, pirates, piracy, hook, hooks, hook hand, hook hands, warning, warnings, warn, warns, punch, punches, punching, pugilist, pugilists, pugilism, fisticuffs, fighter, fighters, fighting, mankoff
"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."
"Just a heads up, Jack – I've invited the Navy to use my back yard for bombing practice."
Tags:neighbour, neighbor, neighbours, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbor, bad neighbours, bad neighbors, neighbours from hell, neighbour from hell, neighbors from hell, neighbor from hell, navy, military, bombing, bombing practice, military testing, noisy neighbors, noisy neighbours, noisy neighbor, noisy neighbour, warn, warning, heads up
"Beware of the cat."
Tags:beware, beware of the cat, warning, warned, warn, danger, dangerous, warning sign, cat, cats, cat door, cat doors, big cat, large cat, over-sized, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, couple, couples, date, dates, date night, dating, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, animal, animals, house cat, strong cat
"This call may be recorded for sentimental reasons."
"And bear in mind that anything you say can be used against you in 'Doonesbury.'"
Tags:satire, satirist, satirists, comic, comics, comic strip, comic strips, political comic, political comics, politician, politicians, political career, political careers, warn, warns, warning, fair warning, congress, congressional representative, congressional representatives, scandal, scandals, political scandal, political scandals
'I don't know about other dogs, but the reason I chased your car is to tell you your left tail light is out.'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, chase, chases, chasing, chaser, chasers, chased, tail light, tail lights, warn, warns, warned, warning, warnings, run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, follow, follows, followed, following, follower, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"You were a stray before and you can be a stray again."
Tags:stray, strays, adopt, adopted, adopting, adoption, scratch, scratched, scratching, scratches, scratching post, pet, pets, new pet, new cat, house cat, indoor cat, lap cat, needy, need, attention, attentive, problem, problem cat, cats, cat, crazy cat ladies, crazy cat lady, kitty, kitties, kitten, threaten, threat, threats, love, loving, loved, warn, warning, warned
"Gentlemen: This is a follow-up on our recent Christmas card."
The Handwriting on the Wall
"I told him not to click on it."
Tags:virus, viruses, computer virus, computer viruses, malware, malicious link, malicious links, spam, spam email, spam emails, spamming, computer, computers, internet, internet culture, virus protection, virus protection software, warn, warns, warning, warnings, cyber aware, cyber awareness, suck in, sucker, suckers, malicious software, software
"Whatever you do, give the bellboy a good tip."
Tags:hotel, hotels, bellboy, bellboys, door man, door men, doorman, doormen, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, locked up, locked-up, tip, tips, tipping, gratuity, gratuities, imprisoned, imprisonment, warn, warning, warnings, hotel guest, hotel guests, hotel attendant, hotel attendants, hotel staff, customer service
Police Line Do Not Cross
Staff Picks. Please Note: We are probably going to fire Brian
Tags:fire, fired, firing, laid off, made redundant, redundant, redundancy, staff picks, book, books, bookshop, bookshops, book shop, book shops, recommend, recommendation, recommendations, job, jobs, fail, failed, review, reviews, bookstore, bookstores, book store, book stores, library, libraries, recommends, recommendations, laid off, laying off, unimpressed, warn, warning, warnings
"I think it's time Mario stopped delivering the kiss of death."
Tags:kiss of death, kisses of death, driveby, drive-by, shooting, shootings, shoot, shoots, tommy gun, tommy guns, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, warn, warns, warning, warnings, surprise, surprises, surprising, mafia, mafias, mafia member, mafia members, organized crime, organised crime, french kiss, french kisses, french kissing, kiss, kissing, make out, makes out, making out
"Duck!.... I tried to warn him."
Tags:farts, road sign, road signs, gas, gasses, gases, wind, winds, high winds, sign, signs, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, gas attack, gas attacks, smell, smells, bad smell, bad smells, stink, stinks, stinky, road trip, road trips, long distance, long distances, caution, caution sign, caution signs, warn, warns, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs