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"I think I see the problem! If I could just read this tiny print, I think it says...'Do not touch this. Could cause toner cartridge to explode'."
"It's a warning from the Surgeon General about crossing the road."
'He swallowed a warning label!'
'I wish every teacher came with a warning label.'
"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."
'Instant Galaxy, Freeze-Dried Black Hole. Directions: Just add water. WARNING!!! Stand back or it might be dangerous to your health.'
Smoking causes cancer... shmuck!
'Bad news. THe only way Government will allow us to offset the new graphic images with a smiley face is if it's on a respirator.'
"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."
'Finnegan's hurt bad, sir -- a crate of warning labels fell on him!'
'Talk about tough — he uses Surgeon-General's warning labels to roll his own.'
Lemonade Stand with Disclaimer: 'No animals were harmed during the making of this lemonade.'
Medicine bottle - If symptoms persist, die!
"On the plus side, by the time you read all the side effects, you'll be done with the medication."
"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."
"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."