Warring Cartoons and Comics

"Don't make me come down there!"

"How can they possibly hope to defeat us when their generals have such small hats?"

"It doesn't look good. Some of our nationals are at war with some of our other nationals."

"At best, it was a fragile coalition."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

"I feel an intense pride, Robert, that I live in a country rich enough to have war and peace at the same time."

"I don't know about you, but Clinton has certainly bombed his way back into my heart."

"Well, I'm an optimist - I still think peace can be avoided."

"They're dividing into three groups, Sire. Infantry, cavalry, and media."

"I told Womrath's I don't want to read anything instructive until the war ends."

What We're Fighting For

The Yearly News

"I just think you're going to need a better rallying cry than 'Absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence.'"

Hunters are hunted by a bear, a rabbit and a deer.

"Negotiations are going to be tougher than I thought. Your wife is being backed by Syria."

"What's amazing to me is that this late in the game we still have to settle our differences with rocks."

"Agreed. We'll reduce our arsenal of insults, jibes and grievances by one-third but will be permitted to stockpile them for use should the need arise."

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'

"Hey, we'd fight to the last Spartan if this rain would let up."

'Grandpa, what's peace?'

Chicken Fight

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"Hold on, I'm not a Hatfield or a McCoy—I'm from Brooklyn."