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'At the risk of sounding judgemental, I don't think they really mean it.'
Poison Dart Training Camp.
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"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"
"There's been talk of having you disbarred."
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'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'
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"Me and the guys admire how confident you are in your masculinity."
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"Little do they realize we no longer serve good King Frederick the Peacemaker but his son, Olav the Homicidal Maniac."
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"Oh, it always starts politely."
Tags:polite, politeness, politely, chess, chess game, chess games, chessboard, chessboards, chess board, chess boards, chess player, chess players, warrior, warriors, violence, sportsmanship, competitive, competitiveness, competitor, competitors, rival, rivals, aggressive, aggression, testosterone, macho male, macho men, macho man, macho males, toxic masculinity
"We are not under siege, Your Majesty. You just have a siege mentality."
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'Thanks, it's an English word - it means 'spiritual warrior'.'
'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'
"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."
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'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'
'If the world conquest thing doesn't work out, my fall-back plan is business school.'
"They say you are a great warrior."
"For now, I want you to stay off siege ladders."
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"Go back! The place is full of mold!"
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"Hey, we'd fight to the last Spartan if this rain would let up."
'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'
'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'
"I've noticed that our tax system trends to favor bigger, meaner citizens."
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The End of the Iron Age.
"It doesn't get any better than this."
Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.