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'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'
"You don't bring a fife to a gunfight."
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"Fellow Kurds! Trump has betrayed his. His fealty to Erdoğan leaves us abandoned while Saudi Arabia gets more military support."
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Operation Desert StormThe Desk Accessories
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'News from the battlefield, sire. Our army was declared victorious. However, the Huns have challenged that rulling and it is currently under review...'
"I just got a great idea for a war."
'I don't think you completely grasp the situation here, Francois...'
"As far as I'm concerned, we didn't get out a moment too soon."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, heaven, angel, angels, earth, planet earth, humanity, humans, environmental destruction, natural disaster, natural disasters, global warming, climate change, deforestation, rising sea levels, war, wars, fighting, politics, poverty, hunger, starvation, disease, pollution, social problems, social issues, social ills, not a moment too soon, escaped, no regrets, good timing
"Is Portugal still friendly?"
"Put simply, the mission is to discover a potential enemy who could justify our three-hundred-billion-dollar defense budget."
Tags:military, general, generals, armed forces, war, wars, battle, battles, soldier, soldiers, officer, officers, military spending, military budget, defense, defence, defense budget, defence budget, usa, united states, america, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents
"Don't make me come down there!"
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"How can they possibly hope to defeat us when their generals have such small hats?"
"I wish Donald Rumsfeld had a hobby."
"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"
'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'
The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)
'I never should have left the circus.'
"Where did we go wrong, Mother? Where did we go wrong?"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, mrs. claus, mother christmas, santa's wife, elf, elves, santa's workshop, the north pole, weapon, weapons, arms, bomb, bombs, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, tank, tanks, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, war, wars, conflict, conflict, violence, military, militarisation, militarization, arms race, armaments, modern life
"I don't know about other paranoids but my enemies have armies."
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"You mean what we did just then was an actual war?"
Tags:general, generals, president, presidents, red button, red buttons, war, wars, warfare, military action, military strike, military strikes, missile strike, missile strikes, conflict, military conflict, armed forces, military conflicts, commander in chief, commander-in-chief, military strategy, army strategy, army, armies
Naming World War II.
'Way to go, Chang. Not such a great wall if you forget to lock the door.'
"It doesn't look good. Some of our nationals are at war with some of our other nationals."
Tags:multinational, multinationals, corporation, corporations, corporate, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, conspiracy, conspiracies, corrupt, corruption, country, countries, war, wars, warring, disruption, disruptions, disrupting, economic disruption, economic disruptions, disrupting influence, disrupting influences, international, international relations, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, warmonger, warmongers, warmongering, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters
0100 hour. The Roomba uprising begins.
"But how can you be sure it's real love and not the draft?"