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"Are you kidding? I'd kill to have your warts."
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frog, frogs, toad, toads, wart, warts, beauty, beautiful, beauty standards, beauty ideals, complement, complements, big up, bigging up, pond, ponds, lily pad, lily pads, amphibian, amphibians'Mrs. Cranley! You need to sign this HIPAA privacy form before the doctor can look at those warts on your stomach!'
"Relax, they're just worry warts."
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worry worts, anxiety, stress, mental health, sadness, doctor, worry, worrying, worry wort, worrywort, worryworts, wart, warts, doctors, diagnose, diagnosis, worrier, worriers, patient, patients"Gee, you didn't mention your wart in your personal."
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wart, warts, online profile, online profiles, personal ad, personal ads, personal advertisement, personal advertisements, blemish, blemishes, flaw, flaws, flawed, best foot forward, first date, first dates, blind date, blind dates, dating profile, dating profiles, internet dating, witch, witches, witchcraft'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'
Normally I'd fight and threat to the patient / doctor relationships.. but in the case of Mr Baxter's Anal Warts I'm prepared to make an exception."
Witch in beauty salon chooses hairstyle for her wart.
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wart, warts, witch, witches, sorceress, sorceresses, ugly, ugliness, woman, women, hair, hairy, hairstyle, hairstyles, beauty, beauty salon, beauty salons, hairdresser, hairdressers, coiffeur, coiffeurs, hairdo, hairdos, customer, customers, styleEight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.
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canterbury tales, chaucer, medieval, knights, medieval england, old england, england, knight, miller, wife of bath, shipman, prioress, nun, lawyer, friar, monk, cassock, cross, christian, armour, wart, hat, classic literature, story, storiesI WILL NOT COMMENT ON MS. STEMPEL'S WART
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school, schools, blackboard, blackboards, warts, wart, teacher, teachers, dermatologist, dermatology, plastic surgery, skin, flesh, deformity, naughtiness, detention, detentions, class, classroom, classrooms"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."
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wizard of oz, doctor, wart, office visit, appointment, medical, wicked witch, witch, witches, oz, wizard, warts, doctors, wart removal, removal, removals, appointments, actor, actors, acting, role, play, theatre, part, playing, actress, actresses, act"No really, I'm a toad too! I found a great dermatologist who treated my warts..."
"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."
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foot, feet, podiatrists, foot specialist, foot specialists, consultant, consultants, foot doctor, foot doctors, high heel, high-heel, high-heels, high heels, stiletto, stilettos, shoe, shoes, podiatry, podiatrist, knot, knots, bunion, callous, wart, blister, consultation, surgery, appointment, specialist, fashion, heel, heels, shoe, shoesNoticing a sleazeball coming her way, Tammy starts putting on her fake warts.
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sleaze, sleazy, sleazeball, sleazeballs, fake, fakes, wart, warts, warty, make up, makeup, distract, distracts, distractions, ugly, unattractive, ugly, avoid, avoids, avoidance, dodge, dodges, dodging, skin defect, skin defects, shallow, appearance, appearances, appears, close to home"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."
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toad, toads, skin condition, skin conditions, dermatologist, dermatologists, dermatology, bad skin, insecurity, insecurities, acne, bad acne, teens, teen, teen-age, teenage, teenager, teen-ager, teen-agers, wart, warts, old, whine, whining, complaining, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing'Honestly, this is probably the worst case I've ever seen.'
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corn, corns, sweetcorn, giant, giants, doctor, doctors, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosis, pun, puns, foot, feet, wart, warts, verruca, verrucas, athletes foot, athletes feet, disease, diseases, spread, spreads, spreading, gp, general practitioner, general practitioners, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater