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Pig kisses frog - and turns into a warthog.
"How do I stop getting notified about my friend's babies?"
'Here's the bastard now and he's carrying our Maude's bladder.'
"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"
'Of course it's been proven that warthogs are the sexiest creatures in the animal kingdom... I mean, I don't have the study with me, but, you know, look at me.'
'Don't be discouraged. Somewhere out there is a girl warthog who will think you're extremely good looking.'
"The disc jockeys creep me out, but you can't deny that they play great music..."
World's worst husband: 'Warthog again! I want you to get out there & kill me a water buffalo!'
Marmalade the Cheetah following baby Warthogs.
When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'
'Warthogs are one of those things that sound and look awful, but taste delicious.'
'But when you're a wart hog, warts are where it's at.'
'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'
'Alice, are you trying to tell me something?'
"Oh, that's a cursed monkey's paw. Gerald has a funny story about that- haven't you, Gerald?"
"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"