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"Are you kidding? I'd kill to have your warts."
'Mrs. Cranley! You need to sign this HIPAA privacy form before the doctor can look at those warts on your stomach!'
'I'm going to prescribe an anti-anxiety cream. You have worry warts.'
"Relax, they're just worry warts."
Prince frog to frog about princess: 'We're friends, so she accepts me warts and all.'
"Gee, you didn't mention your wart in your personal."
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'Just between you and me, do you really cause warts?'
"The doctor will see you now, warts and all."
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Normally I'd fight and threat to the patient / doctor relationships.. but in the case of Mr Baxter's Anal Warts I'm prepared to make an exception."
Witch in beauty salon chooses hairstyle for her wart.
"You've finally got the warts right but still haven't captured that cheeky twinkle in my eye..."
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"After practicing dermatology every day, maybe you should try branching out from those warts-and-all biographies."
'Is it a wart or a boil, doc?'
'Careful, now -- those things can give you warts!'
According to the internet Harry's growth was a lucky four-leaf-clover wart.
I WILL NOT COMMENT ON MS. STEMPEL'S WART
"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."
"No really, I'm a toad too! I found a great dermatologist who treated my warts..."
Noticing a sleazeball coming her way, Tammy starts putting on her fake warts.
"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."
'Honestly, this is probably the worst case I've ever seen.'
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"Mind if I shoot through?"
'... and I'd give the rainforests a miss for a while, Sir Randolph.'
"That corn on your foot is beginning to look nasty."