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What wives say and what husbands hear.
Washing the car? Cloud seeding.
'Well, when I've tried everything and it still hasn't rained, I wash the car.'
"So...what's your 'feel it in my bones' forecast?"
'Yes, I did agree that doing things together would bring us closer, but I didn't think you meant washing and waxing your car and bike.'
'Wait till she's dried it off completely -- it'll stick better that way.'