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Freshman Ryan Brenneman was having a tough time acclimating to life away from home.
Employees must wash hands.
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The others in the office send a poignant message to Frank to stop leaving dirty dishes in the break room.
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'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'
'If I paid my sewer bill, how long would it take to get my water back on?'
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'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'
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"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."
'See? You get to have a shower in spite of that old body cast!'
'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'
The Complete Cycle.
Add Your Own Caption Week # 223
'Have you washed your hands?'
'I've changed my mind about becoming a doctor. . . you have to wash your hands too often!'
School Trip To The Beach
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'My tux is at the cleaners.'
If birds had nightmares.
'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'
"You don't need me. This is the latest teen style: perma-wrinkle-perma-dirty clothing that requires no ironing and no washing."
"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"
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'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'
Washday at the three bears' house.
'One thing...I don't do windows.'
'I got you the huge warehouse size detergent. I know it's heavy, but just wake me up and I'll pour it in the washer for you.' 'My man. So big, so strong, so helpful.'
'Did you clean out the bath tub after your bath?'
'Yesterday, I left a peanut butter knife on the counter, and she tells me to put it in the dishwasher. Today, I put my sandwich plate in the dishwasher, and she yells at me 'those are clean!' There's no pleasing women.'